#June2013
Cosplay: EDI from ‘MASS EFFET’ done as LATEX threatens to kill me.
Saints preserve me. Edi from Mass Effect 3 done up as latex? Parts of my body I didn’t even know I had are throbbing. Yes, yes please. And then a second helping.
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NYU STUDENT creates gel that stops bleeding instantly. MEDI-GEL GET.
I knew that Mass Effect was true. I just knew it. All those letters I have sent to Shepard care of The Citadel haven’t been in vain. Knew it, knew it! You doubt me? Check this fresh shit out. A college student has created a gel that stops bleeding instantly. Just like medi-gel, yo! Now we must prepare for the Reapers. You with me?
‘MASS EFFECT’ series writer to pen ‘MASS EFFECT: FOUNDATION’ comics. Shiz is canon!
I’m not over Mass Effect. I’ll never be over Mass Effect. Nearly a year after Mass Effect 3: 99.9% Awesomeness, I’m beginning to feign for new iterations of the series. So yeah, bring on a canonical comic book series. I’m ready!
‘DEAD SPACE 3’ features N7 ARMOR and microstransactions. Win some, lose some.
At this point in the dance, continuing to complain about microtransactions in gaming is like me complaining about blood in my stool. It is part and parcel for the area. If I didn’t want blood in my stool, I’d stop soaking my cells in aluminium filings to keep away the Illuminati Mind Control. If I didn’t want to deal with microtransactions, I would stop gaming. Dead Space 3 is the latest culprit in this spreading phenomenon. But don’t cry! It has N7 armor for some of us. Wee!
Listen: ‘MASS EFFECT’ Reaper noises go dubstep.
An enterprising gentleman by the user name of Rig on Soundcloud has taken the various Reaper sounds from the Mass Effect series and smashed them together to create a wonderful cacophony. The track also confirms that dubstep does, in fact, sound like the robot apocalypse.
Cosplay: Tali from ‘MASS EFFECT’ strikes a pose.
Tali! We never saw your dumb face in Mass Effect, and for that I can never forgive you. That withstanding, this cosplay dedicated to you is lovely.
Cosplay: MIRANDA from ‘MASS EFFECT 2’ did up in body paint. The glory.
Disregard the fact that this woman is a bit too tan to be Miranda. Just throw it right out the window. Instead, just bask in the concept of Miranda body paint. Don’t hate. Appreciate.
Custom-made ‘MASS EFFECT’ sneakers are swank. Won’t fit me.
This are pretty. I’d like to strap them on, and take you out on a date. Buy you some pizza and show you my Get Rich scheme. It involves stock piling teeth fillings for the eventual stock market crash. Will you donate some? You’d look just fine down a tooth. Be a good Christian during this time of year.
BioWare Montreal working on ‘MASS EFFECT’ game, and it runs on Frostbite.
My first response is “Ah, dog shit! Why isn’t BioWare proper working on the next Mass Effect game?” Then I recall the steaming shit they slithered down my throat at the conclusion of the first trilogy, and everything doesn’t seem so awful.
