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Mass Effect 3: More Impressive Than All of Humanity’s Efforts Combined
Mass Effect 3 is undoubtedly the greatest accomplishment in video game history. It’s like someone built the Colossus of Rhodes on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza that also supports the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Don’t agree? Then stop reading right now, we probably aren’t going to see eye to eye on this one.
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OH SH*T, ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ IS DROPPING TONIGHT. MY BOOBS ARE SO HARD.
Confession time: I couldn’t sleep last night. More specifically, I couldn’t sleep last night because Mass Effect 3 is coming out tonight.
‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.
Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3 has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.
Hit the jump and moan with me!
Buying All The ‘Mass Effect 3’ DLC Would Run You $870. Oh EA, F**K You.
There’s an assload of DLC coming out for Mass Effect 3. All of it is strewn through a variety of mediums – from other game purchases to figurines to a fucking headset. So much for a cohesive experience. All of this DLC, should you wish to acquire it, would run you $870.
Hit the break for the rundown.
Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Live-Action Trailer ‘Fight’ Leaks. Woop!
Apparently there’s supposed to be the reveal of a new Mass Effect 3 trailer tonight during Walking Dead. Thankfully it has leaked ahead of time, sparing everyone the punishment of watch that show, which is the consummate of ass. Trailer’s pretty dope, too.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Wants You To Take Back Earth. I Need Clean Pants.
Holy balls, and here I thought I couldn’t be any more excited for Mass Effect 3. I believe this originally aired last night during Walking Dog Shit which I have given up on. None the less. This trailer has me losing it! So epic! So serious! I mean, the Inception horns should let you know that!
Hit the jump to check it out.
REVIEW: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Demo Time, Son! Daughter!
I spent this Valentine’s Day with someone special. Someone that’s always been there for me. Some one that I can tell my problems too. Someone that will always listen. Someone that I love. Commander Shepard.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets Official FemShep Trailer. Booyah!
The official FemShep , as decided by fan votes, has gotten herself an official ME3 trailer. I find this all shades of wonderful.
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Producer: ‘Mass Effect’ Isn’t Done After Third Game. Me: No S**t.
Money talks. Established franchises churn money. So color me not surprised when executive producer Casey Hudson commented that Mass Effect isn’t done at the end of the first trilogy.
