#June2012

‘MASS EFFECT 3’ EXTENDED CUT DLC Attempts To Unfuck The Game’s Ending This Tuesday

That whole Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition is dropping this Tuesday. Oh boy. I’m just beginning to let the franchise and its abysmal ending fade into the cursed halls of repression in my psyche, and now they offer this up.

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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Will Add VARIATIONS, Not Choices. F**k You, BioWare.

BioWare is continuing to clarify what’s going on in Mass Effect 3: Our Attempt To Unfuck Cut, and it continues to sound like a bag of rotting dicks.

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‘MASS EFFECT 3: EXTENDED CUT’ Is FREE DLC Due This Summer

Right after I comment on the fact that Jennifer Hale hasn’t dropped any lines as Commander Shepard for future Mass Effect 3  content comes this BioWare statement about the “new” ending that has been promised.

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