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Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.
Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.
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Jealous: Olly Moss created ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ posters as wrap gifts for actors.
Goddamn famous people. Being gorgeous as fuck. Rich as shit. And getting hot as fuck-shit posters from none other than Olly Moss. Christ, Hemsworth. Fucking share your fortune. At least give me your glorious locks.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.
It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER TEASER: A delicious taste of that PRETTY BOY BROODING.
It’s a teaser of a trailer. The rabbit hole of hype. A teaser for a trailer which is teasing a movie, et cetera. Whatever. Ain’t nothing new. The teaser for the trailer for Thor: I Lift Gods Up and Put Them Down has a lot of whizbang and portent and shit. Just watch it.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ poster has the ODINSON RIDING THE LIGHTNING.
Ride the lightninggg! Here is the first poster for Thor: The Dark World. Let that get your groin greasy, and then contemplate the fact that we’re getting a trailer for the movie this week.
‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ to be played by Justin Theroux? Tell me moar.
Oh yeah, there is a Doctor Strange! movie afoot. It had completely slipped my mind. Well, it is coming in Marvel Phase Something Such. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads. We haven’t heard much about the flick, but now casting rumors are a-percolating. The latest (or first?) rumors are centered around Justin Theroux.
Watch: PATTON OSWALT’s brilliant ‘STAR WARS’ x ‘MARVEL’ crossover pitch.
Patton Oswalt is appearing on this week’s episode of the fucking fantastic Parks and Rec. One of the preeminent Lords of Dork was asked by the show to play a filibusterer, and given the choice to ramble about whatever he wanted. Oswalt delivered with nothing less than a delicious hallucinatory pitch for a Star Wars x Marvel crossover that we would all love. Don’t deny it.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ SET PHOTOS: He got that SUPER SUIT, and BLACK WIDOW is back. Latex yumyum.
Here are some grainy as fuck set photos from Cap 2: Winter is Coming, and So Is Bucky. They offer a glimpse and confirmation of Rogers’ new suit, plus a look at Black Widow back in the hood. This is great news for me, my latex fetish, and horrible news for all the socks in my underwear drawer. Get it? I’m going to jack off to these pics. So low-resolution. So naughty…I know, I’m a piece of shit.
