#March2014
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 3’ could feature “Psychotic 1950s Cap”
When Steve Rogers plunged his silly ass into the ocean (if you go by movie canon, agreed, okay, shut the fuck up), he didn’t just take the world’s only super soldier out of the game. He ripped a piece of glorious propaganda out of the hands of the United States to employ during the Cold War. So what is a government to do? Find another Cap! Generate a facsimile. Captain America 3 could follow more Brubaker goodness and explore what happens when the Captain America stand-in goes fucking apeshit.
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Marvel’s 2013 EVENT REVEALED, “Original Sin.”
Uatu, the fat-headed fuck has been murdered. Marvel’s 2014 event is centered around founding out who popped the Watcher. My best guess? One of the other Watchers. How many times did that fucker meddle in human affairs? Like…seriously.
‘STAR WARS’ comics are moving to MARVEL. No Duh++
Double-dipping on the Star Wars news today. Sorry! Sry. Gomen ne. Word has come down that Disney is doing the obvious — namely giving Marvel the license to Star Wars comics. A bit of a no brainer, considering that The Anti-Semite Mouse owns the House of Ideas.
Marvel teases BLOODY (Red?) WEDDING for April.
Weddings full of slaughter and gloom are the new black. Just ask Robb Stark. Marvel is picking up on this new trend, and they’re hopping aboard this April.
PAUL RUDD is ANT-MAN. OFFICIALLY. Welcome to the MCU, brah.
Paul Rudd is going to be Ant-Man. Paul Rudd is going to be joining the MCU. This — this fries my brain with glory, happiness, glee, confusion. Paul Rudd is going to Ant-Man for Edgar Wright. Is this real life? Times are good, man.
MARVEL and NETFLIX TEAMING UP FOR *FOUR* LIVE-ACTION SERIES. DEFENDERS, GET.
Holy amaze-balls. Marvel and Netflix are teaming up to bring into the world four live-action series starring Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Daredevil. That ain’t all, folks! All of these sonsofbitches will culminate in a Defenders event.
This rules.
MARVEL shopping MASSIVE TV PACKAGE. Four Dramas, and a Miniseries. Aiight!
How much Marvel is too much Marvel? The House That Adolf Disney built is hoping that our answer to that query is “there is no such thing.” That is, if these reports are to be believed. And I believe them. Why? ‘Cause why wouldn’t Marvel be trying to capitalize on the success of Agents of Boring Rote Procedurals?
DAN SLOTT and MIKE ALLRED planning something ‘RAD’ for MARVEL.
No seriously, that’s what the promo image says. Something rad. And in case you don’t know, mofuckin’ Silver Surfer’s last name is Radd. So like. Yeah. You do the non-literal math.
Hit the jump for the full teaser.
Cosplay: BLACK CAT is the LATEXTUAL way to close out the week. (That’s a good thing.)
Hnng! Hnng, hnng, hnng! After a long week carrying a heavy set of testicles, this cosplay threatens to snap my spine in half. It is worth it. It was worth it. It will always be worth it.
Edgar Wright’s ‘ANT-MAN’ FLICK moved up to SUMMER 2015. EARLY WRIGHT++
We’re going to have to wait a little less time to bask in that glorious Wright x Marvel endeavor. The Company Mickey Mouse owns has moved the movie up by a couple of months. As if there weren’t enough fucking films clogging up that summer. It appears that Marvel isn’t fucking around about rolling out Phase 3 right after Avengers 2: Ultron is Stark’s Butler to close out their second.
