#July2012

[Watch] ‘THE AVENGERS’ first Post-Credits Scene is online courtesy of Marvel. Peep the big bad.

Marvel has release to the interwebz public the post-credits scene from the Avengers that announces the arrival of the new Big Bad. Now you can either get on with correcting your negligent ass if you haven’t seen it, or gaze at his purple-assed leathery face once more.

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Marvel’s Next Event Is ‘PUNISHER WAR ZONE’, Featuring The Saltine Banality of Recycled Wonder

Behold the House of Wonder! Hot off their event where the Superheroes Punch Each Other: Wasn’t Civil War A Couple of Years Ago?, they’re going to have the Punisher be morally ambiguous and take issue with other superheroes! Breathe it in!, the horror of fart-scented mediocrity.

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Marvel Movie Madness: ‘THOR 2’ Baddie Cast, Jon Favreau Returning As Happy In ‘IRON MAN 3’ & More

There’s a deluge of Marvel Cinematic Wunder Casting News and the such. Would you like to be up to date? Hip with the kids! Of course you would.

Hit the jump!

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MARVEL’S Kevin Feige Explains How To Avoid POST-AVENGERS Letdown. (Psst, You Can’t.)

Marvel’s  Kevin Feige is essentially the Nick Fury of their movie department, overseeing all of the irascible pains in the asses at once. Dude has got the  coup de grâce dropping soon in the Avengers, and everyone is thinking “what the fuck happens next?” Feige attempts an explanation.

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Matt Fraction and David Aja Reteaming for new MARVEL SERIES. Oh Hell Yes.

I first really began to take notice of Matt Fraction during his stint on Iron Fist  with Ed Brubaker and David Aja, many moons ago. A lifetime of funny books since. Now the Fraction-Man and Aja are going to be reteaming it seems, and this has my balls aflutter.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ Sequel Announced For April 2014.

Provided that the world doesn’t end in December (it’s going to, fuck science and fuck you too), Marvel is going to continue churning out installments of the comic-book-movie-industrial-complex. Hope you’re not sick of the flicks, cause they’re lined up for years, and years, and years. The latest joint to get an official sequel release date is Captain America: Fucking Silly Poses.

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Marvel Continues Teasing Possible ‘ULTIMATE’ Crossover In New ‘SPIDER-MEN’ Promo. 616-U?

Marvel continues to tease the tip when it comes to some sort of crossover involving both Peter Parker and the Spider-Man of their Ultimate universe. I can’t recall a time when they’ve riffed on this sort of interaction between the two universes, but if they’re going to do it they might as well do it with their best character. Yeah, that’s right. Miles Morales.

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