#April2013

‘IRON MAN 3’ TV Spot: The Mandarin, Robot Suits, Guy Pearce

LIKE A LOT OF IRON MEN.

Iron Man 3 is going to feature no less than three-hundred thousand people in robot suits. That’s my hunch, and this trailer confirms it.

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ZOE SALDANA to play Gamora in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Coolcoolcool.

Zoe Saldana.

I don’t know much about Gamora or Guardians of the Galaxy, but I sure do love me some Zoe Saldana. With that established, I would like to welcome this news with open arms. Come over to the Marvel Movie Universe, Ms. Saldana. Let us hang out for a bit. I’ve brought lemon squares and iced tea.

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INFOGRAPHIC: The Official MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE Timeline

Let us not postulate any longer! There is no need. This is the official timeline of the Marvel Movie universe. Complete in typical sexy infographical form for us to digest.

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INFOGRAPHIC: Marvel Movie Universe Timeline. SH*T IS INTENSE.

pre-avengers timeline

This shit is intense right hurr. How about the entire Marvel Movie Universe done up in an annotated timeline? Who has the time to make this shit? Wait, who has the time to blog all day about nonsense? Touche, good friend. Touche.

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