#March2014
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 3’ could feature “Psychotic 1950s Cap”
When Steve Rogers plunged his silly ass into the ocean (if you go by movie canon, agreed, okay, shut the fuck up), he didn’t just take the world’s only super soldier out of the game. He ripped a piece of glorious propaganda out of the hands of the United States to employ during the Cold War. So what is a government to do? Find another Cap! Generate a facsimile. Captain America 3 could follow more Brubaker goodness and explore what happens when the Captain America stand-in goes fucking apeshit.
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POSTER FOR ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ IS RAPIDLY THAWING MY LOINS
I say goddamn! My fat brain can barely comprehend that I’m getting a new installment of the fucking MCU in like two weeks! And now Marvel is doing this. Hanging a goddamn Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster upside my head. Golly. Gosh. Gollygosh. I can barely contain myself, and don’t even get me thinking about the fact that a trailer for the flick drops Thursday.
Hit the jump for the full poster.
VIN DIESEL only has ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ All that’s f**king needed.
Vin Diesel only has one line in Guardians of the Galaxy. Am I sad? Not even. When you’re Big Vincent Diesel Baby, do you really need more than one line to affect the outcome of a movie? I don’t think so. When you have the hot, thunderous, deep pipes of Vinny, a mere handful of words is all you need to change the course of a movie. Or history.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT and PAUL RUDD front-runners for ‘ANT-MAN’ LEAD.
I’m down with either JGL or Paul Rudd entering through the thickened mucous membrane of casting and seizing the leading role in Ant-Man. Though if I have to play favorites, I’m pretty sure I’d cream everywhere if JGL got the job. I mean, because he’s JGL.
MARVEL doing MORE PEGGY CARTER ONE-SHOTS. Victory.
More Peggy Carter, more Peggy Carter! Marvel is planning on dropping more one-shots starring the wonderful bad ass, ass kicker. Kicking ass. And stuff. Eh, whatever. Take it away, Keyboard Cat!
JAMES SPADER is ULTRON in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ No, seriously.
James Spader. Don’t really think of him as a huge-movie, comic book motherfucker. But come 2015, all of that is going to change. The actor has signed on to play Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron Robots People. Interesting choice. I mean, I’m sure he’s capable. And wonderful. He’ll rock that dastardly robotic cock-fart excellently. Right? Still though, didn’t see this coming.
VIN DIESEL originally met with MARVEL regarding a NEW IP. OH TO DREAM.
Fuck whatever set of circumstances has dragged Vin Diesel away from the opportunity to create a new IP in the Marvel Movie Universe. Clearly it wasn’t Marvel saying no. No one could be that daft. No one! So shame on whatever sort of Cosmic Joke is responsible for this. Shame.
RUMOR: BRADLEY COOPER for ROCKET RACCOON in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Am I missing something about Rocket Raccoon? He seems awesome as fuck, okay? Point conceeded. However, what is the big deal about getting a huge name to play him? Explain to me. Like I’m five. That’d be playing him in voice only. Right?
Watch: ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ leaked COMIC CON FOOTAGE
You will believe a raccoon can be a fucking bad ass! That’s what I took away from this leaked comic con footage. The evolution of my feelings regarding this movie has been tremendous. From “What the fuck?” to “Man, could it be good?” to “Holy fucking shit, this looks like the goddamn berries.”
VIN DIESEL voicing GROOT in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Well THANEWS is that Vin Diesel isn’t playing THANOS. Ha! It almost rhymes. Eh whatever. Vinny D’s role in the Marvel Movie Universe has seemingly been revealed, and the good sir is going to be providing voice work for a character I know nothing about.
