#February2021
China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars. Hell yeah, fellas!
China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars, motherfuckers! As I always say: I know China is problematic as fuck. But if we’re only rooting for space missions tethered to non-problematic countries or companies, we’re never going to be rooting. So fuck yes. I’m stoked.
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Space Swoon: Deep space view shows Earth, Venus, and Mars in a single frame. Perspective++
Ya’ll want a glorious look? Check out this view from deep space, which captures Earth, Venus, and Mars in one frame. Hell fucking yeah!
Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere
How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?
NASA has found evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. The Red Planet fucking rules, dudes
NASA is just cracking open Mars, dudes. Straight fucking finding all sort of dope-ass shit out about it. The latest little morsel of scrotum-tightening awesomeness is evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. Megafloods!
NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth is approved by review board. Hell yeah, bring me some Red Planet!
An independent review board has signed off on NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth. Fucking full stop! What else do you need to know? This is fucking sick.
Dust storms on Mars are drying the planet out by throwing water from its atmosphere into space. Bro, chill! Chill!
Mars is straight fucking itself up, man. Dust storms on Red Planet are drying it out. Sending the water from the atmosphere right into motherfucking space! You’re playing yourself, my dude.
Space Swoon: Check out these cliffs in ancient ice on Mars!
Mars! Fucking styling. Fucking profiling! Sporting some cliffs in ancient ice.
Astronomers claim they’ve spotted multiple bodies of liquid water on Mars. Get our asses there!
Holy moly, motherfuckers! A group of Italian scientists claimed they’ve found liquid water on Mars. Like, multiple bodies worth. Fucking radical, man.
Watch: Mars got a weird nightglow in its atmosphere that pulses three times a night. The Red Planet is wonderfully weird
You know, I wasn’t even aware of Mars’ nightglow in its atmosphere. But, I am now! Additionally, I also now know that motherfucker pulses three times a night. Awesome.
Ancient Mars was covered in ice sheets, not flowing rivers. Back to the drawing board, folks!
Whelp, time to rethink what we knew about the “warm and wet ancient Mars” hypothesis, my friends. A recent study has found that the Red Planet was covered in ice sheets, not flowing rivers.
