#April2013

Rumor: DAVID S. GOYER writing and directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Or just writing.

David S. Goyer.

David S. Goyer’s stock appears to be on the upswing. Homeboy contributed to the Dark Knight Trilogy, wrote Man of Steel, and now could be dipping his fingers into the intestines of the Justice League script.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ Teaser: ZOD kneels before PIXELATED TRANSMISSIONS.

No seriously this is the broadcast.

What the fuck is going on here? Zod can travel all the way to Earth, but homeboy can’t broadcast a clean transmission?

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More ‘MAN OF STEEL’ pics, and the film is without a major mythos point. GET ANGRY

OH GOD HE IS FLYING AND SUCH.

I can already hear the cheesed-off dork faces that populate the creamier nerd places that I like to frequent. They are aghast at this latest reveal surrounding Man of Steel. They cannot – will not – accept a world in which such a deviation from the salted corpse of status quo is allowed. Me? I dig it.

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‘MAN OF STEEL DEETS and COVER upside your head courtesy of Entertainment Weekly.

THE PREVIEW OR SOMETHING.

Here’s a fabulous new cover featuring Kal-Cavil in his Supergarb, as well as some new Man of Steel details. Be forewarned that there are spoilers are afoot. Also, God help you if you didn’t know that already.

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Total Film’s new ‘MAN OF STEEL’ IMAGE got SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE striking a pose.

NEW.

[Update: now with way better qualities and shite.]

Want yourself a glimpse at Lois Lane, outside of that one-off that dropped of her in black and white last month or so? Total Film got you covered.

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First look of Amy Adams as LOIS LANE is all okay, business casual or something.

Amy Adams up in hurr, up in hurr.

Hey! Here is a black and white picture of Amy Adams holding an iPad. Technically, it is a first look of the actress in the role of Lois Lane. But for my money’s worth, it is pretty unimpressive.

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New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ images feature Supes’ latex dong cradle, and more!

OH HEY IT IS THAT GUY.

From now on, that is what I’m calling the region of every superhero’s outfit that gently holds their package. Their dong cradle. ‘Cause as you’ll see, Supes’ outfit is gingerly cradling his super-children. Just waiting to doff the outfit, and unfurl the silent terror. I’m not sure what I’m talking about anymore. I just like using the phrase “dong cradle.” Try it.

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Russell Crowe says Superman goes ‘SUPER SONIC’ in new film, makes me want ‘MAN OF STEEL’ a lot.

Man of Steel.

The world no longer makes sense. Yesterday, I rode my dog around the block. You wouldn’t believe what I saw. A grandmother, wearing a Barry Hussein Is The Jihad t-shirt, breaking her teeth on a piece of frozen pizza. The world no longer makes sense. It is only in this sort of world where I can be sweating Man of Steel so hard.

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New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ picture has Superman looking pensive. Or constipated. Constipensive.

Snappity! Here’s a new picture from Man of Steel, where our boy Kal-Guy is looking like serious. Super serious. That wasn’t an intentional pun.

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Christopher Nolan plays it cool about BATMAN cameo in ‘MAN OF STEEL.” Oh, Chrissy.

Want to know if that rumor about the Batman cameo in Man of Steel is legit? Chrissy Nolan ain’t telling you, so just shut up! The director was recently asked about the juicy little nougat of potential, and played coy like a motherfucker.

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