#March2016
Marvel’s Netflix series ‘Luke Cage’ is premiering September 30
Luke Cage got itself a premiere date, right at the swollen tip of September’s nipple. Clinging onto the month for dear life. Begging for it to feed it bread and butter and let it live there. September will reluctantly say yes.
Finn Jones’ ‘Iron Fist’ debuting on Netflix’s ‘Luke Cage’ before his own show
Makes sense, right? Jessica Jones debuted Luke Cage. Luke Cage will now debut Iron Fist.
Mike Colter cast as Marvel’s Luke Cage for Netflix series, “A.K.A. Jessica Jones.”
Pretty fucking bland headline, right? Yeah. Well. I don’t know Mike Colter. But I fucking know Luke Cage. And I love the dude. So here’s hoping the casting fucking rules, because I expect big things. Or maybe I shouldn’t. Fuck realistic expectations, though.
AGENT COULSON (Clark Gregg) wants role in MARVEL’S NETFLIX SERIES
Clark Gregg wants Agent Coulson to get into the Marvel action poppin’ off on Netflix. The geek-turned-actor has lamented that he will be “totally butt hurt” and “rife with fanboy gloom” (I’m paraphrasing) if he doesn’t get a shot to act next to whomever shall play Danny Rand. I mean yeah dude I appreciate your zeal and shit, but like. Everybody in the MCU thinks you’re mortis.
Marvel filming 60 HOUR-LONG NETFLIX EPISODES in New York
Talk about an endeavor! Marvel is intending to film sixty fucking hour-long episodes in the City of New York. That’s a lot of episodes smelling like homeless people grilling on the grates at Times Square and pizza. Naw — just kidding — snark power down! — this is a pretty impressive attempt.
IDRIS ELBA talked to MARVEL ABOUT PLAYING LUKE CAGE. Past Tense. But Still.
Just imagine, guys. Just imagine if Idris Elba was Luke Cage. I don’t really think it’ll happen, but fuck. Talk about bringing another heavy into the world of dope Marvel roles.
MARVEL and NETFLIX TEAMING UP FOR *FOUR* LIVE-ACTION SERIES. DEFENDERS, GET.
Holy amaze-balls. Marvel and Netflix are teaming up to bring into the world four live-action series starring Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Daredevil. That ain’t all, folks! All of these sonsofbitches will culminate in a Defenders event.
This rules.
‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: COULSON F**KING LIVES.
Still on the fence as to whether Coulson lives? Watch this trailer. Now we can sit around and speculate about other characters. Oh yeah, and the trailer is pretty dope.
Snap. Is LUKE CAGE in ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Come speculate, you pigs!
J. August Richards can be seen in the trailer for Agents of SHIELD whupping some serious ass. Dude is sporting super strength, as well as invulnerability. So who is he playing? Opinions are split, but some are thinking he may be Luke Cage.
QUENTIN TARANTINO wanted to make a LUKE CAGE movie. Oh, to dream.
Jesus Christ, this would have been perfect. Right after he was done announcing his arrival to the world with Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino had an adaptation in mind. That adaptation was none other than motherfucking Luke Cage, with the role being filled by Laurence Fishburne. Goddamn, if that wasn’t the perfect pairing. All in all, we can’t be too sad it never got done. Dude Tarantino went on to create some other, mildly outstanding movie instead. Pulp Fiction.