#December2015
Lucasfilm President says ‘Star Wars 1313’ game may not be dead. Sort of.
Lucasfilm Czar Kathleen Kennedy has come out and muttered some words regarding the cancelled WarStar game, Star Wars 1313. Most people are signaling her words to mean the game isn’t dead, but. But! It seems like all these people are extrapolating a lot out of a very vague statement. Wishful minds, yo.
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Rumor: ‘The Force Awakens’ getting post-credits scene ala Marvel, teasing ‘Rogue One’
Well. I suppose it makes sense. Star Wars isn’t just returning. No ma’am. No sir. It’s becoming its own cinematic universe. And with a cinematic universe comes continuous movies. And with continuous movies comes teasers. Stingers. Post-credits sequences to keep us nerds’ seminal fluids sloshing about.
Official: ‘Star Wars’ Han Solo movie coming; helmed by ‘LEGO MOVIE’ directors
Holy crap. How do you get me to care about a Star Wars flick about Young Han Solo? In a fucking hurry? Eradicating my reservations? Put the minds behind LEGO Movie in charge of it.
Lucasfilm: ‘Indiana Jones 5’ totally happening, but when? Uh.
Go figure. Disney intends to make a sequel to one of the very spicy properties they acquired in the Lucasfilm acquisition. Go figure? They have no idea when this sequel is going to happen.
‘The Force Awakens’ photos from ‘Vanity Fair’ reveal villain, more details
May the fucking Fourth be with you, yadda, yadda, pop culture momentum, blah blah. Let me not get wrapped up in the banality of the Pseudo-Holiday, and instead be excited for these photos form Vanity Fair.
Not True: Han Solo shoots first in ‘Star Wars’ digital editions
[Update: This has already been debunked. Because life is pain.] This week it was announced that Disney and the Monolith were releasing Star Wars in all sorts of glorious digital editions. I didn’t give one singular crap because it was understood that they were still Georgey’s Bunk Butchered Editions. But if rumors hold, at least one of his more egregious hack jobs is getting reversed.
‘STAR WARS’ comics are moving to MARVEL. No Duh++
Double-dipping on the Star Wars news today. Sorry! Sry. Gomen ne. Word has come down that Disney is doing the obvious — namely giving Marvel the license to Star Wars comics. A bit of a no brainer, considering that The Anti-Semite Mouse owns the House of Ideas.
ABC and LUCASFILM talking ‘STAR WARS’ TV SHOW. Chewie Spin-Off, IMO.
Fuck yeah, Lucasfilm! Fuck yeah, ABC. I’m glad to see you two ding-dongs are finally getting together to talk Star Wars TV show. Now you just need to realize the glory that would be a Chewbacca spin-off. He dumps Solo’s dumb ass, moves to Coruscant, and looks for love.
‘STAR WARS REBELS’ is new ANIMATED SERIES covering the chasm between EP.III & EP. IV
I feel you if you’re worrying (you being the three or four people who actually are present) that this site has devolved into a Star Wars wankfest as of late. However, my retort? I don’t know what to tell you. The Force sculpted my nerd-spine. So when news drops thata new animated series being helmed by legitimate talent is coming down the pipeline, I have almost no choice but to stick my Chewbacca Fleshlight onto my sad Sarlacc and go to work.
Disney closes LUCASARTS, cancels ‘STAR WARS 1313.’ You DARK SIDE sumbitches!
Son of a bitch! Walt Disney’s cryogenic head has reared up, crushing LucasArts. They exist no more, the financial Death Star eradicating the studio that has enriched countless lives. Such is the furious fist of capitalism, I suppose. The destruction has taken with it Star Wars 1313, a game which had the rare title of “Star Wars game I actually give a fuck about.”
