#August2017

Lucasfilm developing a Jabba The Hutt standalone movie because us pigs will eat everything, I guess

lucasfilm jabba the hutt spin-off movie

Your inclination, I imagine, is to take the headline as a joke. It is not. Apparently when Disney bought Lucasfilm, they didn’t have any money left to actually spend on ideas. Sick! Sick burn, right? Fucking sick! Sick burn! (I don’t know, I’m just covering up how much I fucking hate this news with my usual tepid intelligence and shoddy jokes.)

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