I know what you’re thinking. “Sometimes in the midst of raging carnality, I despair at my lack of lube. Goddamn if only we had been a bit more judicious with our usage of it last week, but Jesus Christ the cantalope  was calling.” Now you’re never going to need to worry again. You can buy a 55-gallon tub of lube.

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