I’m like, really bad at relaxing. Really, really bad. So bad that despite the fact that I’m supposed to have this week off from work, I still went in yesterday. Better yet, I ended up tutoring, too! It’s just, just difficult for me to wind down from teaching a class (or four) and tutoring thirty hours a week, and segue into not burning out glorious upon the Fury Road. I mean, today, my wife had to talk me out of going to the gym before I go to spin class tonight. I’m trying! I’m trying my goddamn best. I mean, I gave up on two trips to the gym today! That’s gotta…that’s gotta be progress, I think?

But, I’m here now! Connecting with you, my fellow trash-blesssed folk aboard the Space-Ship Omega! Inviting you to join me here in Monday Morning Commute! I got, I got a serious fucking caffeine buzz going, and I’m about to enumerate the various bullshit I’m excited about this week. The happenings that are happening that will happen to help me to enjoy this week off from work.

Then! If the Eldritch Ones hear my prayer, you’ll share your own weekly musings in the comments section.

Shazam!

Excelsior!

Et cetera!

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Jessica Nigri is a cosplayer who was hired to portray the main protagonist of Lollipop Chainsaw  at PAX East this past weekend. Nigri ran into some trouble when event officials demanded that she wear something less risque, confusing many a people. What – they asked – is wrong with wearing something so skimpy you can smell vag drift? Nothing! Especially on Easter weekend.

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Lollipop Chainsaw. You’ll love it. You’ll hate it. You’ll be able to buy it this June 12.

Hit the jump for some new pics.

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Oh, Lollipop Chainsaw. Part of me loves you because you’re so ridiculous. Part of me is embarrassed by you. Then there’s the majority of me which generally forgets you exist. I’ll give it up to this “Valentine’s Day” trailer, which explains the disembodied head stuck to uh…Lollipop’s (?) hip.

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The uncomfortably objectifying yet sadly fucking irresistible to my fat-male-brain Lollipop Chainsaw has gotten a new trailer dropped specifically for good old Halloween. It’s what you’d expect: madness, sexuality and…a French Revolution reference? Couldn’t help but laugh.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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What’s up, you fraggin’ funk masters. This is Press Start!, the column where I go “Blah, blah blah, Top 5 things in gaming that caught my eye this week. Please tell me yours too.” After I say that, this is the rest of the column, “Blah, blah, blah, moderately cool thing, dick joke, blah blah, half-baked attempt at cultural criticism, blah, blah, sort of cool thing, repeat.”

Well, shall we?

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