#January2013

Rumor: Jimmy Olsen is a woman in ‘MAN OF STEEL.’ Heck yeah.

Jimmy Olsen.

If this rumor is true, it is going to be powerful enough to shatter the scrotum of women-fearing fanboys. There is a good chance that there ain’t no Jimmy Olsen in Man of Steel, with the movie opting to go for a female equivalent. Jenny. Here is hoping. Man of Steel doesn’t seem to give a fuck about diddling the Kal-El conventions, and I find it more intriguing due to that. An African-American Perry? Word. A red headed Lois Lane? Double word. A female Jimmy Olsen? Triple-combo-something? (I didn’t know where I was going with that.)

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QUENTIN TARANTINO wanted to make a LUKE CAGE movie. Oh, to dream.

Jesus Christ, this would have been perfect. Right after he was done announcing his arrival to the world with Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino had an adaptation in mind. That adaptation was none other than motherfucking Luke Cage, with the role being filled by Laurence Fishburne. Goddamn, if that wasn’t the perfect pairing. All in all, we can’t be too sad it never got done. Dude Tarantino went on to create some other, mildly outstanding movie instead. Pulp Fiction.

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Laurence Fishburne Is Perry White in Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’. Amazing Cast Continues.

Zack Snyder continues assembling a motherfuckin’ beast of a cast for his Superman reboot. The latest entrance into the fray is Laurence Fishburne who will be playing the Man in Command at the Daily Planet.

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