An Episode Abrams casting call has revealed three roles. But there’s a problem. No Porkins. No fucking Porkins? In my mind, for my fucking money, Porkins is the most obvious Force-sensitive character in the SWU. Clearly he was never caught (not recruited, they were predators) by those Jedi pricks. However, I always sort of envisioned he’d come back as a Force ghost. Maybe Episode VIII?

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