Kraken Rum? Fucking awesome. Who hasn’t yelled UNLEASH THE KRAKEN this year? Don’t you feel totally bad ass doing it? Oh, you haven’t, and you think I’m a dildo? Frak. Anyways, Kraken Rum is my newest inspiration to begin drinking again. Their advertisements are clearly dedicated to fantasy geeks like me. Within the forty seconds or so, there’s power metal, tough dudes, sweet mustaches, and mythical creatures. How the hell can you not want to get hammered watching this ad?

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