#April2012

Video: HAN SOLO Dancing To Jason Derulo In ‘KINECT STAR WARS’. Vomit On My Crotch.

There’s video of Han Solo cutting a a rug in Kinect Star Wars  has hit the net, and people are up in arms. You know, I pretend to be upset, but let’s get real. The Star Wars  Christmas Special  hit many, many moons ago. Exploiting the franchise has been going on for thirty  years. It’s the fucking with the trilogy that’s beyond the pale. Check out the video, you’re going to love it. Or cry.

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Recap: The Microsoft E3 Conference In One Post.

Let’s recap the entire Microsoft Xbox conference in one post. A potpourri of the news dropped in one tight package. Or in other words: like two cool games and fourteen Kinect-related things I don’t give a fuck about.

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