#April2013

KIM DOTCOM got an iTunes library worth $20,000. SO MUCH TAYLOR SWIFT.

Kim Dotcom.

Kim Dotcom wants you to know that he isn’t a Pirate, guys. No, no, no. His new pirating service that is probably used exclusively for pirating is actually about security. To prove what a solid guy he is, Kimmy claims he has sunk $20,000 into iTunes purchases. Which, you know, is pretty much shit for a guy rich out his jiggly ass.

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Kim Dotcom offering money if you can defeat Mega’s encryption. Get at it!

Dotcom is throwing the fuggin' gauntlet down.

Kim Dotcom has offered a flourishing bounty of ducats, should someone be capable of defeating his new file-sharing service’s encryption. Now, I don’t really know anything about encryption. I don’t. However, what I do know about is the Internet. And generally I’ve found that where there is an Internet, there is a way.

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KIM DOTCOM planning to build $330 million internet cable between States and New Zealand. Wut.

Let it not be said that Kim Dotcom is taking it slow these days. Or dreaming small. Everyone’s favorite fat brilliant villain guy is planning to build an expensive-as-fuck internet cable between the United States and New Zealand.

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PRIME MINISTER totally admits the government illegally bugged KIM DOTCOM

Kim Dotcom’s life continues to resemble one of bloated wonderment. The arrogant Internet maestro and source of general amusement was illegally bugged. And the prime minister is admitting it. Tremendous.

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MEGAUPLOAD Founder Kim Dotcom Plans Documentary, Biography and More.

Kim Dotcom is the founder of Megaupload. He’s also a douchebag of colossal measurements (Google him). On top of that though, he’s quite the modern day character, from how he forged his platinum bank account to how he has lived his life. Now if he has anything to say about it, we’re going to be experiencing the Dotcom in a myriad of ways.

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