#August2015

‘The Martian’ Official Trailer #2: In Your Face, Neil Armstrong!

‘Fantastic Four’ Final Trailer: Your Squad Is D00M3D

‘Fantastic Four’ International Trailer: Reed Richards just wants to fix his bruhs

‘Fantastic Four’ TV Spot: See Them Be Fantastic, Duh

‘Fantastic Four’ Trailer: Interdimensional Uh-Oh Party

‘Fantastic Four’ Movie Poster: Change R Cominz

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‘Fantastic Four’ Official Trailer: Consequences & Sacrifices

I don’t know if this movie is going to be any good, even after watching this first trailer. I will say that Michael B. Jordan activating his powers was dope, and I still really like the cast they assembled. Especially after watching Whiplash and Toby Kebbell’s episode of Black Mirror this past Holiday.

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OMEGA-LINKS: We’ve Got (Brian) Wood for Net Neutrality, and ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

OMEGALINKS

I’ve been fucking BUSY lately. This means several things. First, I’m eating three sandwiches at 4 a.m. while weeping into my Fleshlight. Second, I’m not reading or playing nearly as much as I want to. And third, I have a fucking STACK of articles I haven’t been able to share with you fucks. So color this a Space-Ship Colonic. ‘Cause I’m flushing them links out in one post. We got everything from Brian Wood, to Guardians of the Galaxy, to Netflix slap-fighting with the FCC.

Something ain’t here? Share your own noteworthy nuggets from this week.

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FOX has TOTALLY CAST THE ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ REBOOT. No srsly this time.

Fantastic Four.

If you’re to believe the NETTER-WEBS today, the Fantastic Four reboot is finally cast. Finally! I mean I want to believe the buzz, but haven’t we been doing this dance for so long now?

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‘TRANSCENDENCE’ Trailer: WONKA AND THE SINGULARITY FACTORY

take this seriously lol

Johnny Depp’s technological theorizing ass gets capped, so they upload said theorizing ass into a computer. WHAT EVER COULD GO WRONG. Looks gorgeous, can’t tell if I’m intrigued or hate how obvious it seems. Surprise me, Wally Pfister. You’re already titillating my eye-socket orbs.

What do you all think?

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