#September2013

One of the SOLAR SYSTEM’S LARGEST VOLCANOES is on Earth. KAIJU INC.

THE KAIJU ARE COMING.

Fuck you, Non-Earth based volcanoes up in our solar system. We got the game on lockdown. Apparently underneath our Pacific Ocean lurks a 120,000 square mile giant. And if you don’t think this is the inter-dimensional portal from Pacific Rim, you’re dumb. Dumb!

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OMEGA-CAST #2 – RENDAR’S REVENGE

Transmissions from the OMEGA-LEVEL.

Here it is! The second Transmission from the Omega-Level has arrived. What lies within the rotting halls of this second podcast? Rendar. You wanted him, well now you got him. So much Rendar that you’ll never want more Rendar. And then you’ll find yourself missing his musk. Apologies for the shortness of the podcast, we cut one quickly off the cuff before Bateman and Rendar left for the Great North. They’re now among the Maple Syrup Bears, throwing hockey pucks at one another or some shit.

We will be back soon.

Until then, steel yourself.

Here. Or on iTunes.

For Rendar’s Revenge.

New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ TRAILER: GET EXCITED, YOU FOOLS.

GET EXCITED YOU SWINE.

Thanks to this trailer, all across my social feeds people are like, “Oh yeah I guess this movie is going to whomp buttocks!” No duh. Nooo duh. If you’re already sold, check out this beauty. If you’re an errant bastard on the fence, watch this trailer. You’re welcome.

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