#April2013
NO DUH: Zack Snyder to direct ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ if ‘MAN OF STEEL’ doesn’t suck.
New comments are totally reiterating what has already been pretty much understood: Zack Snyder is going to direct the Justice League movie if his new Super-Jam doesn’t blow.
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Rumor: DAVID S. GOYER writing and directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Or just writing.
David S. Goyer’s stock appears to be on the upswing. Homeboy contributed to the Dark Knight Trilogy, wrote Man of Steel, and now could be dipping his fingers into the intestines of the Justice League script.
Rumor: Warner Bros. wanted BEN AFFLECK to play Batman in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. No, just no.
Hayyy! I’m totally Team Ben Affleck Is Talented, and this news still makes my skin crawl. The Dark Lords that Be at Warner Bros. didn’t just want Ben Affleck to direct the Justice League flick. Oh no. They also wanted him to play Batman. You can be surprised at the miscasting, or you can remember that these fucking mongoloids thought Ryan Reynolds would be a great Green Lantern. The choice is yours.
‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ MOVIE will have five core characters, no dance scenes. WTF.
Okay, okay. They never said there were going to be any dance scenes in the Justice League movie. Instead, it has been a silent hope of mine. What better way to solidify the tension between Wayne and Clark, than by them finally slinging dongs on the dance floor while talking out their differences? It’s a minor loss for the film, but a loss none the less.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT in contention for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ lead. Batman goes galactic.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the New Black when it comes to being at the center of comic book rumors. It’s rumored the duder is going to be The Bats in the Justice League movie. It’s rumored that in this movie he has two dongs, one which shoots raw cookie dough. Now, it’s rumored he may be crossing the line from DC and into Marvel movie madness. If this rumor holds true (and let me tell you I don’t think it will), Batman will be going galactic very soon.
‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie dropping in 2015. Character movies spinning out of it.
Warner Bros. is hoping to surf some of the Avengers magic by working it in reverse. Word! Instead of launching a bunch of successful individual movies and tying them into one huge one, they’re going to do the opposite. Release one huge pile of crap, and spin it off into individual little steaming butt sores.
Rumor: Warner Bros. considering Armie Hammer for BATMAN in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Aiight.
You can almost feel the balls tightening and the labia clenching over at Warner Bros. While Avengers is raking in the glorious money stacks, their only viable comic book franchise just lost its director and lead. Not only that, but the mind behind the Marvel Movie Universe is the dude they nixed from helming a Wonder Woman flick. Alas. So WB is on their grind with the Justice League flick, hoping to ride some of the superteam zeitgeist. As they go to cast the son of a bitch, a familiar name is popping up in consideration for the Bruce Wayne Man.
Rumor: New Batman is totally appearing in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie before own film. Oh boy.
Woe be to the guy or gal who has to reboot Batman after Christ Nolan just rocked it out of the park for the past seven years. The latest rumor is that the rebooted Batman won’t make an appearance in his own flick until after the Justice League movie.
Affleck ain’t directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’, but WACHOWSKIS are now rumored.
Ben Affleck isn’t doing the Justice League movie. He shot down those rumors, informing everyone that it was “way too hahd” before putting on his Red Sox hat and driving to Fenway Pahk. (I can make these jokes, I’m a Bostonian. No, I don’t care that they’re not funny.) Now Warner Bros. is casting their eyes at the Wachowskis and batting them innocently.
