#March2019
Jupiter could be cracking its moon Europa with its thunderous magnetic field. I say, g’damn!
Yo, Jupiter! Fucking chill, bro. Apparently you may be cracking your moon Europa with your tremendous magnetic field. Which, okay I’ll grant you, is pretty fucking bad ass.
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Jupiter’s moon Europa got five-story spikes of ice. Sounds dope, makes landing on the moon a pain in the ass
Space is fucking metal, my dudes. Jupiter’s moon Europa has got five-story spikes of ice! This sounds fucking dope! However, it makes the prospect of landing on Europa decidedly more difficult.
Space Swoon: Jupiter has gained another twelve fucking moons thanks to recent findings
Jupiter, that Big fucking Bastard Gas Giant, has gained another twelve fucking moons.
Space Swoon: Behold Jupiter’s glorious southern hemisphere!
Check out Jupiter’s meaty southern hemisphere! I don’t know, there’s probably a better, more puerile pun, but it’s hot out and I’m tired.
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno
Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s South Pole gets captured in a glorious time-lapse
Better than a time-lapse of my south pole, especially on a Friday night, amirite?
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s Giant Red Spot gets a gorgeous close-up
As a meat-bag, my giant red spots and blemishes are decidedly not cool to look at. As a gas giant, Jupiter’s giant red spot is a sight to behold.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Space Swoon: Time-Lapse video of Juno’s flyby of Jupiter
Space. Is. Awesome. Here’s a time-lapse of NASA’s Juno spacecraft flying by Jupiter.
