#November2012
Joss Whedon’s ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ gets release date.
Man, now that I pause for like five seconds this makes a lot of sense. Billy Shakespeare is known for several things. Being a spy for the Illuminati. Stealing from Christopher Marlowe. But also for his witty repartee. Why, Joss Whedon is also known for this. Now it makes like total logical sense that homeboy has adapted Much Ado About Nothing.
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Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ TV series adds two young hotshot scientists. Wit incoming.
I imagine these two new characters announced for the SHIELD television show are going to bubble over with typical Joss Whedon repartee. I mean, what the fuck is a Whedon television show if everyone doesn’t speak a sterling form of geek eloquence? I’m just guessing. I’m probably right, though. Totally.
Disney: New ‘STAR WARS’ trilogy planned, treatment for EPISODE VII done.
Disney ain’t just buying Star Wars, they are making fucking moves. They aren’t just spitting about Episode VII, they’ve already got a treatment for the bastard done. Woah.
Ming-Na Wen cast as first S.H.I.E.LD. agent in Joss Whedon’s TV show.
The first member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to join Agent Coulson has been cast. Apparently its some lady from one of them Stargate shows. I don’t know, yo. I’m just excited that this show actually exists.
Rumor: Warner Bros. considering Armie Hammer for BATMAN in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Aiight.
You can almost feel the balls tightening and the labia clenching over at Warner Bros. While Avengers is raking in the glorious money stacks, their only viable comic book franchise just lost its director and lead. Not only that, but the mind behind the Marvel Movie Universe is the dude they nixed from helming a Wonder Woman flick. Alas. So WB is on their grind with the Justice League flick, hoping to ride some of the superteam zeitgeist. As they go to cast the son of a bitch, a familiar name is popping up in consideration for the Bruce Wayne Man.
‘DR. HORRIBLE 2’ could start filming next year. That’s like, tots NOT horrible. GET IT.
Man, I’m such a fucking choad with these headlines. Redditors are passing out at how lame I am. Don’t give a fuck. Won’t give a fuck. Wasn’t I supposed to talk about something? Oh yeah! Dr. Horrible 2 just may begin filming next year. Wank to that, Whedonites.
JOSS WHEDON on why he almost didn’t do ‘AVENGERS 2’, dude makes sense. Lots of it. ILU, Joss.
When Joss Whedon crushed it with Avengers, it seemed natural homeboy would take the reins for the second one. Not so! Not so at all. There was consternation a-plenty from geeks like me when he wavered, and wobbled. Oh glorious being! Please guide us into a second flick! Think more Dark Knight, and less Bruce Wayne Climbs. The Whedon answered our clarion cry, and now he is explaining why he almost didn’t.
JOSS WHEDON spits about ‘AVENGERS 2’ calling it “complex and difficult” and other jazz.
After Avengers, just let Joss Whedon do whatever the fuck he wants. Let him. He has earned it. He turned your skeleton of a script into the best comic book movie of the past few years. Now he should be given the keys and told to have the car home by…whenever the second movie is due out.
JOSS WHEDON endorses JAMES GUNN’S demented take on ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’
I have no fucking idea what it’ll take to make Guardians of the Galaxy cool. I really don’t. Thankfully, this joint is arrriving in a post-Green Lantern world. While watching the aforementioned pile of simmering fecaltainment on television with Rendar yesterday, I commented that at least GotG won’t be as bad as that flick.
ABC greenlights JOSS WHEDON-powered ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series. F**k yes.
Fuck yeah. I didn’t see this coming out of the Joss Whedon deal with the Marvel Monolith. At all. The good sir has received the greenlight to rock out on a S.H.I.E.L.D. television series. This is…weird. But awesome.
