#March2016
GORDON-LEVITT producing ‘SANDMAN’ MOVIE. May STAR & DIRECT.
It’s JGL’s world, we are just living in it. Which given his track record is completely okay by me. Also, scribble me down as excited about the Sandman movie now that I know JGL’s probably going to end up starring in it, as well as directing it, producing it, and all that other happy horse shit. My excitement is in exact inverse proportion to how much Snyder and Goyer are involved with this bad boy. So yeah, I’m throbbing more by the minute.
OH GOD: DAVID GOYER pitching a ‘SANDMAN’ MOVIE with JGL INVOLVED.
If you’ve read anything of mine regarding David Goyer, you know that I consider the dude to be a bit of a crap-covered dildo. I don’t have anything against the lad personally (he is probably a terrific human being), but his scripts and movies have the subtlety of a dynamite stuck in someone’s bung hole.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT and PAUL RUDD front-runners for ‘ANT-MAN’ LEAD.
I’m down with either JGL or Paul Rudd entering through the thickened mucous membrane of casting and seizing the leading role in Ant-Man. Though if I have to play favorites, I’m pretty sure I’d cream everywhere if JGL got the job. I mean, because he’s JGL.
Monday Morning Commute: NEURAL STEW for the SYNAPSE BURN
…hello there, friends. Caffeine Powered at your service. I do not say leisure, for I am a busy’d man these days. It is a Sunday Evening whilst I type this, it will be a Monday Morning on the Eastern Seaboard of the Theoretically United States when this is published. As I tippy-type, I race the literal clock. How can I share with you what I am going to be enjoying in this next week (as per the nature of Monday Morning Commute), while still finishing before Breaking Bad begins? Easy. By doing what I always do. By typing with stunning alacrity, nauseating disregard for grammatical form, and an utter disregard for proof-reading.
Let’s do this, you turkeys.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt joining ‘SIN CITY 2’, passing on Guardians.
Looks like you can scratch one name off the infinite list of people up for the lead role in Guardians. Batman-Robin has left the running, instead deciding to hang out in Sin City.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT in contention for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ lead. Batman goes galactic.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the New Black when it comes to being at the center of comic book rumors. It’s rumored the duder is going to be The Bats in the Justice League movie. It’s rumored that in this movie he has two dongs, one which shoots raw cookie dough. Now, it’s rumored he may be crossing the line from DC and into Marvel movie madness. If this rumor holds true (and let me tell you I don’t think it will), Batman will be going galactic very soon.
Rumor: JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT is Batman in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ and ‘MAN OF STEEL’
Joseph Gordon-Levitt set pants aflame this summer when he nearly totally donned the mantle at the end of Dark Knight Rises. Almost immediately, people were clamoring for him to continue the franchise. It seemed totally ridic. Fan service! Now however, there is smoke to that rumor. Read the news, then let me know what you think.
Video: Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ redone as 8 Bit video game. Time travel, amirite.
Looper hasn’t even come out yet (unfortunately), and it has already received a retrofitting. Ain’t nothing that says love from the geek community like taking an appreciated commodity and dipping it into an 8 bit well.
‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time travelling murderers got the swagger.
Dudes who can exploit the time stream to murder motherfuckers have certainly got the swank life on lockdown. All it takes is you shedding any sense of soul, and you can totally make the big bucks. It also adds to the allure of whatever sort of beautiful bitties or boys you drag him at the end of the evening. Me? Oh yeah. I just destroy folks manipulating time and space. No big deal.
