#April2021

‘Indiana Jones 5’ adds Phoebe Waller-Bridge as its female lead, John Williams doing score. This is happening, huh?

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Well, it appears that Phoebe Waller-Bridge has joined the cast of Indiana Jones 5 and John Williams will be doing its score. I gotta confess, I forgot this shit is happening, and I sort of really wish it wasn’t. No Spielberg. Old-as-fuck Ford. Just, I don’t know. Let glorious, sleeping dogs lie.

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John Williams is pretty much done with ‘Star Wars’ after ‘Episode IX’

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John Williams sounds like a dude who is up and fucking done with Star Wars, after Episode IX. Hard to blame the dude, who has been involved with the franchise for forty-plus years.

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‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ getting theme from John Williams, but Kathleen Kennedy will probably fire him

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Get it?! ‘Cause Kathleen Kennedy is a fucking wrecking ball, taking out all sorts of talent at Lucasfilm?! Most maddeningly to me, the original directors of Solo! Get it?! Eh!? Am I bitter? Yup!

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Original ‘Star Wars’ Soundtrack getting gorgeous Vinyl Reissue

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File this one under what *really* should be a category around here, given the frequency with which I reference it: reasons Ian should have a record player.

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John Williams is scoring ‘Indiana Jones 5’ and ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’

John Williams.

John Williams is still alive? Are we sure he isn’t in cryogenic storage, and they unfreeze him whenever they need to pose him as he “composes” another Lucasfilm movie? Are you sure? ‘Cause I ain’t.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Soundtrack coming to Vinyl; has spinning holograms etched into the records

‘Star Wars’ News: ‘Rogue One’ composer is Alexandre Desplat, not Williams

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Some Rogue One news up in the house! Exciting! Now we’re getting standalone news and my tip is titillated. Word has come out that the movie is being scored by Desplat, and not John Williams.

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‘Episode VII’ Non-News: John Williams has recorded teaser trailer music

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Here’s some fucking Star Wars: The Force Awakens non-news. John Williams has officially recorded music for Episode VII‘s teaser trailer. Doesn’t do anything for you? It’s like those chaps Fall Out Guys said in that one song: I don’t care if you don’t care ’cause Pete Wendy’s dick.  And if you didn’t think this excites me, I have the crapped-pants and the remnants of the wall I ran through to prove it.

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JOHN WILLIAMS CONFIRMED to score NEW ‘STAR WARS’ TRILOGY

John Williams.

J. Willy is in the fucking house, folks! The iconic composer has been confirmed to score the next trilogy in the Star Wars saga, and here is hoping he drops more than one memorable tune in these next three movies. ‘Cause yeah, all I remember is the uber-dope “Duel of the Fates.”

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Abrams expects JOHN WILLIAMS to drop the tunes for ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’ G’damn right.

John Williams.

This just feels right, no? J-Daddy Lensflare expects the master of all Star Wars tunage to be returning to the franchise for Episode VII. While I’ve thought Williams has been sort of mailing it in the past couple of works (heresy, I know, whatever), just the idea of having the man behind the iconic score(s) makes me a bit wet in the slop-house.

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