#March2019

‘John Wick Chapter 3’ Trailer: Get This Man Guns. Lots of Guns.

I got legitimate fucking goosebumps watching this trailer.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Trailer: WICK VERSUS EVERYBODY and YOU FEEL BAD FOR ‘EM

Gonna level with you. I turned off this trailer at the first gunshot. I need to keep all the action saved for the big screen. But, even the dialogue and setting got me torqued. This movie is going to change my life.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Teaser Trailer: Ten Seconds of PURE WICK to hold us until Thursday’s full thing!

AHHH. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 TEASER. TEN SECONDS OF VALHALLA. FULL TRAILER THURSDAY.

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?’John Wick: Chapter 3′ poster! This is not a drill! ?

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Oh hell yes, we got ourselves a fucking John Wick: Chapter 3 poster.

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‘John Wick: Parabellum’ is the official title of the third ‘John Wick’ movie. Prepare for war, fuckers!

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Confusingly, John Wick: Chapter Three will not be the title of the movie following John Wick: Chapter Two. Instead, the motherfucker is titled John Wick: Parabellum. I don’t give a fuck about the odd inconsistency, though. Movie could be called John Wick: Donkey Day Care and I’d still be frothing at the mouth to see it.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ casts Halle Berry *and* Anjelica Houston and this is so fucking good

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Halle Berry and Anjelica Houston have joined the cast of John Wick: Chapter 3. This is not only is this good news for fans of the franchise, but also for Berry and Houston too.  Now, both actresses now can claim to have starred in the final film in the greatest trilogy of all time.

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‘John Wick 3’ is officially dropping one year from today. Can’t fucking wait, can’t wait at all

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The final installment of the greatest trilogy in American Cinematic History is dropping in exactly one year. So fucking close, so fucking far away. Check out the announcement teaser after the jump!

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ dropping May 17, 2019. Whole team is back to murder inferior summer blockbusters

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Fuck to the yes. John Wick 3 has finally been confirmed, and oh golly my goddamn prostate is tingling. Not only is the whole team back (the star, writer, and director), but Wick and company are swinging massive, massive balls. The movie is dropping dead in the middle of the summer blockbuster season. As it should, because it’s the fucking best.

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