#January2017

‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ TV Spot: You Stabbed The Devil In The Back!

Man. Whenever I get down about the impending collapse of Western Civilization, I should at least remember we’re getting a second John Wick movie. Like, way fucking soon.

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New ‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ Photo: Neo and Morpheus Meet Again

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Here’s Neo and Morpheus reuniting in John Wick: Chapter 2. A sequel, which please Elder Ones I beg you, will be significantly better than the Matrix ones.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ Trailer: Get This Man A Gun!

Hnng. Yes. Kill ’em all, Johnny Boy. Kill ’em all.

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John Wick 3 is Already in Development; Good Job Everyone

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Man. When John Wick dropped, I never thought we would see a second movie. But, here we are! John Wick: Chapter 2 is dropping next year, fucking *and* a third movie is in the works.

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John Wick: Chapter 2 Trailer: Just Give Me A Gun

John Wick: Chapter 2 Teaser Trailer: A Social Affair. With Lots of Guns.

John Wick Chapter Two has received its first teaser, ahead of this weekend’s release of its first full trailer at NYCC. The content is minimal, but seems to focus on what made the original so fun for me. Schlocky, B-Movie dialogue, and lots of guns. I, I don’t know what that says about me.

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John Wick: Chapter 2 Photo: Rolling With His Pitbull

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A new John Wick: Chapter 2 photo reveals the (current) fate of his pitbull. You know, the one Wick gained at the end after murdering everything in his path for mirking his first puppy. The fate? Alive and rolling as a member of the Wick Squad.

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John Wick: Chapter 2 Poster: He’s Bulletproof

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Here’s an official John Wick: Chapter 2 poster to tide you over! Tide you over until the glorious sequel to the ultra-violent original washes over you in a orgiastic wave of blood and stylized fury.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 2′ Official Synopsis: International Assassins Guild Is In Trouble

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John Wick Too Far Away, am I right? I can’t wait for this fucking movie, that I can’t believe is even happening. Well done, public. Well done, seeing the original movie. Let’s get this sequel DONE.

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