So we have a movie written by and starring Amy Schumer. Check. It’s directed by Judd Apatow. 1996 Pop Culture Reference-laced check. And there’s a scene where John Cena references the fact that he looks like Secret of the Ooze Marky Mark.

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I don’t watch wrestling, but I may need to start. I know The Rock is back, and just today I had this video emailed to me from Patrick Bateman OL’s programmer and resident sociopath. I genuinely enjoy Brock Lesnar as a super-douche hyper-real humanoid character, and I’ve always wanted to lay a stink on John Cena for ruining one of the greatest things in the world: jorts.

Hit the jump to watch Lesnar blast the choad with a ferocity unmatched by anywhere the seven winds cover.

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