Hey! Party like its 2000! I have no desire to see a new Jay And Silent Bob movie. I’m going to cling on to my fuzzy Clerks nostalgia and push the rest of it to the side.
Jay: You’re fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this? Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. Jay: He’s fucking dead! Brodie: Oh let it go, he’s under a lot of pressure.
[T.S. and Gwen approach them] T.S. Quint: What the hell happened? Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass. Brodie: I had it coming. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.