Welcome to the fucking future, ya’ll! Look at these son of a bitch vending machine currently kicking it in Japan. Motherfucker is talented. Using a camera, it can determine your gender and age. Based off that shit, and the weather outside, it recommended a drink. I can’t tell if this is awesome, or horribly discriminatory. Probably both. I mean, I look like a twenty-seven year-old dickhead, but I actually like something pink, fluffy, and with a little fizz for my lips. Tee-hee!

Welcome to the fucking future. Hit the jump to embrace progress.

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