#March2019

‘Aquaman 2’ is dropping in 2022. Here’s hoping there are good DCU films to compare it to by then

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I thought Aquaman was a fusillade of visual diarrhea and narrative incoherence. However, some people seemed to really enjoy it. The optimistic part of me really wants to believe it’s because there are almost no good DCU movies. But, hey. Whatever floats your boat. That said, I really hope by the time the sequel drops there are other DCU movies worth watching, and thus comparing it to.

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‘Aquaman’ Movie Pushed Back Two Months To Christmas 2018

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Aquaman has been delayed. But, for once, it doesn’t seem the cause of a DC movie delay is gross incompetence or Development Hell. Rather, the movie is going to take the place of the delayed Avatar 2.

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‘Aquaman’ Set Photo: King of Fish, Master of Metal

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Aquaman set-photo! Featuring the King of Fishes ripping it up on a guitar. Jason Momoa. You are too beautiful for this plane of existence.

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‘The Flash’ director leaves over “creative differences”; ‘Aquaman’ director unhappy

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What happens when your cinematic universe is led by a Meat Head Fuccboi? You begin discouraging talent, and even losing some. Oh, DCU. What a fucking mess.

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James Wan is producing a new ‘Mortal Kombat’ movie

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James Wan (Furious 7) is producing a new Mortal Kombat movie. This doesn’t really do anything for me. Other than making me want to rewatch the original flick.

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James Wan officially directing ‘Aquaman’ and ‘Robotech’

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I don’t think James Wan is a particularly good director. His aesthetic choices in Furious 7, especially following the master auteur Justin Lin’s vision of the franchise, were certainly off-putting to me. But he’s accessible enough, and capable of helming an enormous flick. Now he’s helming two.

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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro

Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?

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RONDA ROUSEY in talks for ‘FAST & FURIOUS 7.’ All is wonderful.

Ronda Rousey.

Pop quiz! How do you improve what has been scientifically proven to be the best blockbuster franchise since the Mighty Ducks saga? You add Ronda Rousey. Many know her as the women’s champion in the UFC. I know her as that lady who I DATE in SOME SPLINTER UNIVERSE that I am desperately attempting to SLIDE INTO.

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