#December2013
VIN DIESEL is OFFICIALLY IN ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Uhokaywhatever
Yeah, I didn’t know this wasn’t official already. Vin Diesel is in Guardians of the Galaxy. As Groot. Which we also knew. Pretty unexciting news. I was hoping he’d be Thanos. You know, drag racing his intergalactic space-ship against Andy from Guardians of Parks and Rec or whatever before throwing down with Tony Stark. Or something. It’s late.
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CHRIS PRATT calls ROCKET RACCOON “Probably the best character” in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Chris Pratt rules. Andy on Parks and Rec? Wonderful. So I’m not surprised by his assessment of the characters of Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m happy with it none the less. Dude is all about Rocket Raccoon. And why wouldn’t be? It’s a fucking gun-toting murderous raccoon.
THANOS confirmed for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’, Purple-Headed Death GET
What fresh hell is this. Why so much interesting news today? Wasn’t SDCC like two days ago? Oh, you say it isn’t interesting to you. Hmm. I see. Head nod. Then I draw the Infinity Gauntlet, and punch you in the sternum. I don’t even know what I’m typing anymore. James Gunn is more interesting than me. Hit the jump to check out his funky fresh words regarding Thanos.
WHO IS F**KING LEFT TO CAST: BENICIO DEL TORO joins ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Benicio Del Toro has joined Guardians of the Galaxy. And you thought that Man of Steel had a ridiculous ensemble. Eh? Yeah, stick that notion in your butt and fly to the Moon! Turkeys. Wait — what was I saying? Oh yeah! Also, the Good Dude has also signed a multi-picture deal with the Marvelous Company. Anyone want to join me in the Stroke-It-Circle, hoping that he is playing Thanos?
KAREN GILLIAN of ‘DOCTOR WHO’ rocking ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ role as villain.
I continue covering Guardians of the Galaxy news, not really familiar with both the Universe, and half the cast. Whatever. It’s a ridiculously expensive space epic set within the Marvel Universe. That alone has my attention. The latest addition to the cast is Karen Gillan. She’s from Doctor Who, which I also don’t know much about.
GLENN CLOSE is NEAR (PUN!) joining ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
I don’t even know if “near joining” make sense. Whatever. All bow to the power of the pun. So uh yeah, where were we? Oh yes. Glenn Close is joining Guardians of the Galaxy. I guess. I wish I had more understanding about who she was playing, and the such. I’m just so goddamn stupid when it comes to this Universe. (And in general, yes, okay, whatever.) With that in mind, let’s kick it to the story!
MICHAEL ROOKER of ‘WALKING DEAD’ fame joins ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ragtag group like woah.
I’m beginning to get interested about this Guardians of the Galaxy flick. Rendar keeps telling me it is going to be Marvel’s first great flop, and it might be. Yet even if it falls down on its wildly esoteric face, between the director and the absurd collection of characters populating the cast, I’m intrigued. The latest duder to become a guardian is that white trash guy from AMC’s Arguing around Zombies.
‘AVENGERS 2’ filming early 2014 in the UK. Plus! PHASE TWO concept art.
Avengers 2 news! Phase two news! Smash this info-dump down your esophagus, and wash it down with some cinematic hyperbole. The Marvel Leviathan shall stop for no one, Gods (of Death) help us all.
CHRIS PRATT is starring in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ I can dig it!
I love me some Chris Pratt, almost exclusively due to his performances in Parks & Rec. That said, he was good enough in Zero Dark Thirty, and apparently he is in Billy Beaner is Really Smartz. So him being cast as the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy is officially marks the moment where I begin getting excited for the flick.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ lead down to Jim Sturgess and Zachary Levi. Who you got.
I don’t really know Guardians of the Galaxy, so I’m going to outsource my opinion to you folks more familiar. Who of these two finalists would you most like to see as the lead in the upcoming movie adaptation?
