#June2012
Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.
Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.
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James Cameron Teasing ‘AVATAR 4’, Done Developing Other Projects.
I wish that James Cameron would keep doing awesome things like going to the deepest point in the ocean and planning to mine the shit out of space rocks. This would keep me from having to contemplate the salt-and-peppered bastard as a movie maker, which quickly gets my Hulk going.
Official. JAMES CAMERON and GOOGLE Unveil Asteroid-Mining Plans
Ah, we’re living in the future indeed. It’s official. It’s official! James Cameron, Google and a gaggle of other wealthy individuals-institutions-whatever are taking us asteroid mining.
James Cameron Captured His MARIANAS DIVE with CUSTOM-BUILT HD Mini-Cameras.
Yeah, I dog on James Cameron a lot. I admit it. However, I’m also ready to give anyone their due when they pull off a work of frosty hotness. Frosty. Hotness. That’s exactly what Cameron did on his Marianas run, and it’s also what he did when he built his own cameras to capture the effort.
Video: JAMES CAMERON and National Geographic Create New Animation Of Titanic Sinking
James Cameron loves the fuck out of the Titanic. Sometimes he quietly slips into his little underwater scooter thing, pilots down to the wreckage and makes sweet slow love to his hand. Cameron’s sea cucumber enjoys a moment of spillage, and up, up, up he goes. One of the products of this love is a new animation showing how the beauty sank all those years ago.
‘AVATAR’ Producer Says Sequel Isn’t Likely To Make 2014 Release Date. 4D NOT YET MASTERED.
The sequels for Avatar was supposed to start dropping on our futile simian brains starting in 2014. They would herald the unfurling of the fourth dimension in cinema, and allow James Cameron to ride a pile of baby corpses all the way to his secret base on Mars. The problem with mastering the 4D is that it takes some time, and it appears that Avatar 2: I See You Ethnographic Stare is going to be a smidge late.
Neil deGrasse Tyson Got James Cameron To CHANGE One Thing In ‘TITANIC 3D’
I’ve heard Neil deGrasse Tyson rail against an inaccuracy in Titanic several times in my travels. His ability to pick up things like the patterns of the stars in the sky in a movie is considerably bad ass, and he has leveraged that into several rants on accuracy. I just never expected his rants to turn into changes.
James Cameron Goes Underwater, Reaches DEEPEST SPOT ON Earth
James Cameron don’t give no fucks about a variety of things, including character depth, being condemned for postulating the typical idea that a white man has to save the savages from themselves, titties on Titanics, and more. He also doesn’t give a fuck about the ocean, ’cause he’s gone and conquered it.
‘Avatar 2’ May Already Be Delayed? I See You, James Cameron!
Go ahead and search the OL backlogs. I was one of those rubes duped by the shiny gadgets and nonsense of Avatar. Then I saw it again, was horrified, and puked throughout the years as the 3D nightmare ensued. Avatar 2 is delayed? Fucking good.
Justin Lin Met With Schwarzenegger And Cameron Regarding New ‘Terminator’ Movie. Yes.
I wasn’t certain how I felt about the possibility of a new Terminator sequel until now. I had hemmed and hawed. Equivocated. Now I know. For when I saw news that Justin Lin met with Arnold and James Cameron regarding a new Terminator flick I was all fuck yeah!
