Inception, man. It continues to approach. Like some sort of ominous, albeit welcomed Asteroid of Awesome. A rock of rocking. I need it. Today Pepsibones today casually said “Oh hey, isn’t there some movie coming out this week?” and it took my best restraint to not flip out and play along.

What I said: Oh uh yeah, Conception or something?

What I was thinking: DUDE HOLY SHIT FOUR DAYS.

Sometimes, and unannounced, I exert some sort of self-control. It is fleeting and I’m sure I was back to talking about sexual acts and body parts at the dinner table in mere moments.

Super pumped time.

My excitement for Inception is beginning to reach critical mass. I don’t know if anything has occurred during this blog’s existence where I’ve really just gone into a fanboy ejaculation frenzy. Mass Effect 2? Maybe? Final Fantasy XIII? I don’t know man, I’m starting to lose my god damn mind. I’m walking around telling everyone I specialize in subconscious security and staring confusedly at streets when they don’t bend in upon themselves.

July 16, why art thou so far away?

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I need this fucking movie yesterday.

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