#March2015

Idris Elba in talks to play ‘Star Trek 3’ villain. F**k yeah.

Idris Elba.

Justin Lin directing. Simon Pegg helping to write. Idris Elba potentially playing the villain. Star Trek 3 is shaping up nicely.

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IDRIS ELBA. DRESSED AS SUPERMAN. DJING.

Yep.

Here is your moment of life-affirming zen. Just Idris Elba, ostensibly the coolest dude in the world, hanging out as Superman. Spinning some vinyl. Shitting on all of our lives.  Shout out to The Mary Sue for the find.

IDRIS ELBA talked to MARVEL ABOUT PLAYING LUKE CAGE. Past Tense. But Still.

Idris Elba.

Just imagine, guys. Just imagine if Idris Elba was Luke Cage. I don’t really think it’ll happen, but fuck. Talk about bringing another heavy into the world of dope Marvel roles.

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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ EMPIRE MAGAZINE IMAGES: MY MJOLNIR IS READY.

Ride the Lightning.

The newest Empire Magazine has something like thirty-three trillion new images from Thor: The Dark World. Marvel in the beauty of the Hammer-Wielding Beauty. Scoff at those who get to bask in his presence, knowing full well that you are much more deserving.

Or at the very least, hit the jump to check them out.

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ CES TRAILER: The Apocalypse is cancelled with even more technology.

Pacific Rim! More footage! What more do you need?

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New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ photo features Elba, Kikuchi, and a war room.

Hey! Do you want an inconsequential picture of the promising 2013 jam, Pacific Rim? Then you’re in the right location, you fucks. My sheer excitement for this film outweighs the insubstantial nonsense of it all.

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ TRAILER: The Apocalypse is a Fanboy Orgasm.

The veil has finally been pulled back on Guillermo del Toro’s robot and monsters flick, Pacific Rim. And what lurks behind said veil is a collection of fanboy tropes set to push the good lot of us into the throes of back-arching bliss. Giant robots, more gianter (shh) monsters, karate, epic speeches. It’s a collection of everything that used to grease my groin back in my more formative years. My body is ready.

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Video: ‘PACIFIC RIM’ viral footage has giant monster attacking San Fran. Ultimate tip teaser.

Oh, God. Talk about stoking the flames. I want to see Pacific Rim. In fact, I want to see anything from it. I should be careful what I wish for, I suppose. Who knows how I’d react to something as crazy as an actual trailer. You see, a little morsel of goodness has rocketed out of the cave where all the details regarding this movie have been hiding. It has splattered all over my chest, slathering my pectorals in heaving want. Want! Check out this viral footage and ask yourself why it couldn’t be some actual footage. Or realize that it is probably because our souls need to be prepared for the gorgeous Kaiju destruction.

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First ‘PROMETHEUS’ CLIP: Gorgeous Spaceship Porn

Boing. The first clip from Prometheus  has dropped, and it is everything you could ever hope  for in the world of gadgetry and spaceships. Well, everything you could ask out of those two in an meaningless (but sexy) one-minute clip.

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More ‘PROMETHEUS’ IMAGES. ALL THE TIME.

Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus  images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.

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