#March2019
‘Suicide Squad 2’ casts Idris fucking Elba to replace Will Smith as Deadshot. G’damn, this is good!
Suicide Squad 2 is looking up, folks. James Gunn directing. Idris Elba replacing Will Smith as Deadshot. Gimme a hell yeah!
Rumor: Idris Elba really is a fucking top contender to play James Bond. Don’t mess with my heart, yo
If you believe the scuttlebutt, Idris Elba really is a top contender to play James Bond. Yo, this would be so fucking good. Do I believe this rumors? Not really. But, still. This would be so fucking good.
Idris Elba is the villain in the ‘Fast and Furious’ spin-off starring The Rock and Statham. MOTY confirmed!
How do you force me to get even more torqued about The Rock’s Fast and Furious spin-off? Push my purple-headed priapism to previously inconceivable heights? Cast Idris Elba as the villain.
‘Bond’ producer says next James Bond could be “female or black”, so like. Can we just get Idris Elba, finally?
Let Daniel Craig quietly fart out one last Bond movie. Then, can we please, get a Bond movie directed by Nolan and starring Idris Elba? Please?
‘The Dark Tower’ Trailer: You’re A Gunslinger, Right?
I don’t know The Dark Tower at all, so I really have no idea how this trailer resonates with fans of the series. But! I hope ya’ll dig it.
Dark Tower TV spin-off to adapt Fourth Book, Idris Elba co-starring
The Dark Tower multimedia blitz is apparently not a fever dream. No, no. The Dark Tower TV spin-off is really happening, and it is also really starring one of the stars of the movie, Idris Elba.
Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead
Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.
Idris Elba is (obviously) the first man on a Maxim magazine cover
I don’t fuck with Maxim at all. I mean, even this fucking cover. “Man up”? Yuck. But I totally do fuck with Idris Elba. So I’m posting this fecaltainment news despite my better judgment.