#June2015

‘Jurassic World’ makes $1 Billion at Global Box Office in record time

lol "he's the alpher" lol

Well, the nostalgia-fueled mediocre monstrosity juggernaut seems intent on smashing records. And preventing me from seeing it. Am I still bitter about you nostalgic dorks cluttering the theaters, preventing me from seeing it? Yup! Stop going! It isn’t that good! Cause, I need to go!

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