#March2013

Google’s mysterious SAME-DAY DELIVERY SERVICE may have snagged Target.

Ohgodohgodohgod.

How do you take down Amazon, the Titan of Online Shopping? First, you have to be enormous. Google big. Second, you have to pull off what they have not managed. Same-day delivery. It appears that in order to do so, Google has claimed quite the considerable ally.

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‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ TRAILER: Joss goes full Billy

Much Ado About Nothing.

Remember that Billy Shakes flick that Whedon cut last year in like nine days? Yeah, here is the trailer for it. Let me know what you think. Me? I’m not really sold. Despite Whedon being quite the heir to Billy’s witty repartee, I’m no feeling the actors in the trailer. Alas! Alack! They don’t pull off the dialogue to my liking. Does this mean I’m going to dismiss the entire endeavor? Naw, I’m still excited. Just a bit cautious, now.

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HUMAN BUTT PILLOWS are a real service Japan offers. Oh, you guys.

I don’t understand Japan. That’s okay. I am certain many peoples from many nations don’t understand the hormone-soaked shores of America. Even without understanding, there is still the ability to marvel at the establishment of such Japanese places like this joint. Here in this wonderland, for some serious cheddar, you can rest your head. On a woman’s ass.

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JAMIE FOXX talks about Electro’s costume and story in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’, I nod.

I keep forgetting that Django is going to be starring as the villain in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Mr. Foxx himself recently sat down and elaborated all about the Electro guy he is going to be playing, taking us fanboys and fangirls into the motivations behind the, you know, pretty lame supervillain.

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NINTENDO announces ‘WII U’ PRICE AND LAUNCH DATE. Also, ‘NINTENDO TVii’ service.

Here are an assortment of Wii U details. This has to be the first console to drop in a long while where I’m pretty certain I want it just to want it.

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