#November2019
Scientists place humans in “suspended animation” for the first time. The future is fucking wild, friends.
Well, shit is interesting. Scientists have placed humans into “suspended animation” for the first time. The future simply does not fuck around.
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Archaeologists find 800,000 year-old footprints in England. Alien masters++
Oh sure you’re going to tell me this is some amazing discovery of human history. “Human” footprints found on a beach in England. YEAH. OKAY. I’ll be goddamned if this isn’t an obvious find regarding our alien masters. The ones that culled our existent DNA from the goop of our primordial sea-cells.
One Of Humanity’s Earliest Drawing Included Enormous Dong. Figures.
This shouldn’t be a spoiler alert for anyone who has spent a good amount of observing human history. We’ve always loved our dongs and she-dongs (internal dialogue, why is it a she-dong and not a he-vag you normalizing pig?). The proof is in the pudding. Or at least our ancient drawings.
