#January2013
Cosplay: STEAMPUNK POISON IVY. Pale beauty.
Cosplay: Poison Ivy is finna stun you with pale beauty.
So long as Poison Ivy cosplayers walk the Earth, I know that we shall be capable of overcoming the White Man Misinterpretation of the Mayan Apocalypse. Ain’t I right?
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Box Art. Got that generic moody white dude swagger.
Oh snap! Hubba, hubba! I had no idea that BioShock Infinite‘s lead was such a looker. Got that typical Nathan Drake swagger to him. It is hard to imagine Ken Levine signing off on this box art, with it being so typical Male Lead Whupping Ass. Aimed to catch the mouth breathers in the aisles! Oh snap! Old salt-and-peppered McGrizzly rolling with a shotty. I’m sold! Whatever. As long as the game is good, I’ll temper my tempest.
EMMY WINNER penning the unnecessary two-part ‘HUNGER GAMES’ finale ‘MOCKINGJAY’
Double the movies, double the dough. I get why the studios have been splitting finales into halves. It makes a lot of financial sense. Thematically? Eh, I’m not so sure. Though, if there was a book that needed more room to breathe, it was the conclusion to Hunger Games. Maybe this is a good thing. Wait, what the fuck am I saying? This is double Jennifer Lawrence.