#August2014
New ‘Silent Hill’ game coming from Kojima and f**king Del Toro
Apparently there’s a “playable teaser” (that I’m downloading now) on PSN that’s actually a fucking covert reveal for a new Silent Hill game. Starring That Guy (Norman Reedus) from Walking Dead. Leave it to Del Toro and Kojima to fuck everyone’s brain-pieces like this. Pretty awesome.
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Kojima on how SOLID SNAKE got his name. Yeahokaykojima.
Hideo Kojima is many things. Fan of eye-rolling, bloated philosophical cut scenes. Master of the Metal Gear kingdom. Perpetual tease. But now! Now I say dare friends, he is a liar.
Game Informer’s March Cover = ‘METAL GEAR SOLID V.’
Solid Snake. Naw, that’s not it. Liquid Snake? Don’t think so. What the fuck is Big Boss-Snake called? Phallic Snake? Flaccid Snake? Calling a Metal Gear guru to help me out. While you’re attending to my stupidity, I’ll be basking in the MGS V artwork that is adorning March’s Game Informer.
Hit the jump to join me.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: GROUND ZEROES’ dropping in SPRING 2014.
When Kojima and his Espionage Cabal announced that Ground Zeroes was a prologue to MGS5: Phantom Pain, I didn’t realize they meant it literally. Ground Zeroes is dropping next year, by itself, for half the price of a new game.
KOJIMA searching for a studio to remake ‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ in HD GLORY.
Hideo Kojima is searching for a crew of video gaming peoples to overhaul his iconic Metal Gear Solid using the Fox Engine. Fuck yes. I will take that for a dollar! Or twenty! However many of them there dollars it takes to control Snake on the cinematic masterpiece that kick started a series revival.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE EGREGIOUS SUBTITLE” coming to XBOX ONE.
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is coming to the Xbone, and it is bringing with it all the eccentric accouterments you expect from a Kojima game.
KOJIMA IS F**KING TROLLING US, RIGHT? KIEFER SUTHERLAND is voicing SNAKE in ‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5.’
I have a hard time believing that Kiefer Sutherland is actually voicing Snake in Metal Gear Solid 5: Kojima Fucks With You. I mean, Kojima has pulled our collective undies over our head too many times for us to just believe this. Right? Right?! Do you?
‘METAL GEAR SOLID LEGACY COLLECTION’ confirmed. MOAR COLLECTIONS ALWAYS.
If you’re not content with owning thirteen different copies of every single Metal Gear Solid title, Konami has something to rub your tits on. It’s yet another collection, this one emerging from their gaping anus and slithering down the throat of the PS3. And having abstained from buying any of the other collections, I may actually buy this one.
HIDEO KOJIMA continues trolling us with INSANE ‘PHANTOM PAIN’ interview.
This is utter madness ratcheted up to the Nth degree. When The Phantom Pain’s trailer dropped last year, people were confused. What the fuck was this game? Who was this mysterious developer? No one really knew. After some scratching at the surface however, details began to emerge. Slowly, the mystery resolved itself. Resolved itself right into the maniacal face of Hideo Kojima. A recent interview with Joakim Mogren who is the alleged creator of the game only continues this insanity.
HIDEO KOJIMA goes full RAIDEN action figure. Yup. Yupyup.
Hideo Kojima has sloughed off the coils of mortality, ascending into his rightful place as an action figure turned cyborg. Unfortunately, there is no drawstring that lets the windy Kojima blather socio-philosophical sweet nothings, but here is hoping the production model will remedy that miss.
