#September2012

‘BORDERLANDS 2’ live action commercial gets me GRINDING my groin.

If it isn’t enough that I’m jazzed into infinity over Borderlands 2, the pigs have dropped a live action commercial on my ass. I first saw it yesterday during one of them football games, in a room packed full of bro dudes. As they chatted among themselves during the brief interlude from corporate sanctioned violence, I drank in the TV spot while absent mindedly rubbing at my zipper latch. The quality is a bit shit, so I’ll update when a high-quality rip drops.

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‘STAR WARS’ characters done up as 1980s teens. Denis Medri’s art dominates.

Denis Medri has imagined Star Wars characters as teens in the 1980s, and the result is about as balling as you would expect. There is nothing like multi-cultural-inbreeding to bring out the rampant nostalgia beasts. They have like a zillion horns, drink only at soda foundations, and have been known to demand their McDonald’s in styrofoam.

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Cosplay: Kasumi from ‘MASS EFFECT’ thieves me with a body hugging outfit.

What’s going on, Kasumi? You seem to be pretty flagrant in your behavior right now, for a thief. Get out of the sun! Get moving. Jeepers.

ANTHONY MACKIE is totally playing FALCON in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’

Captain America’s second cinematic jam didn’t just get an official title, it’s also snagging itself some casting news. Anthony Mackie is in talks to play the mofuckin’ Falcon.

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Oh snap! ‘IRON MAN 3’ ARMOR REVEALED at SDCC. It’s…Different.

You want  a look at Tony Stark’s newest (techno-organic?) armor from Iron Man 3? Of course you do.

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JOCK’S ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ POSTER For Mondo Is Stupid Sexy.

Goddamn Mondo and their gorgeous posters. Jock has dropped a Dark Knight Rises one for them, and it’s the truth. Baked in glory.

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Prometheus Teaser Poster GET. Hell Yeah.

Prometheus teaser poster? Frak yeah.

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.

Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.

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Sacha Baron Cohen In Talks To Join ‘Django Unchained’? Booyaka!

The cast for ‘Django Unchained’ keeps getting crazier and crazier. I mean that shit in a good way. Like, talk about a fucking ensemble. The latest to potentially join the fray? Ali G himself. Also, Rex Linn is onboard.

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Duncan Jones Meets With WETA To Discuss His Third Sci-Fi Flick. Yes.

Duncan Jones is one of my favorite up and coming directors. Moon is one of my favorite movies of the past five years, and Source Code was enjoyable. What I’m now sweating is what Jones has been calling his ‘homage to Blade Runner’, talking about it even before making Source Code.

Recently Jones met with WETA to discuss this third flick of his.

I’m damp.

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