#March2017

‘Indiana Jones 5’ Officially Happening, Arriving In 2019

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Indiana Jones And The Struggles Of Being A Calcium-Deficient Bad Ass is happening, folks. And it’s coming in 2019.

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New ‘Blade Runner 2049’ Photos Show Off Ford, Gosling, Cyberpunk Aesthetics

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Entertainment Week has hit us off the tits with a collection of Blade Runner 2049 photos. And. I’m in, baby. I’m all in. I’ve been in. I’m still in. Can you feel me? In?

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‘Blade Runner 2049’ Teaser Trailer: Like Any Other Machine

Here’s a Blade Runner 2049 teaser trailer, folks. Real talk: I almost couldn’t get through this trailer because I was too hype. Fucking yes. Yes! Yes, Yes, yes.

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Ford and Spielberg returning to ‘Indiana Jones’ for 2019 film

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Indiana Jones is back on, folks. Ford. Spielberg. New movie. 2019.

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Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Blade Runner 2’ arriving January 12, 2018

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Apparently it’s a day of release date announcements for sequels I’m sweating. First John Wick: The Wick and the Dead gets a date, now Blade Runner 2.

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Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Blade Runner 2’ starring Gosling and Ford is filming in July

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I will watch anything that Denis Villeneuve does. SicarioEnemy, and Prisoners are my fucking shiiittt!!! So, having him on-board gets me excited for any project, and it *at least* assuages my trepidation about a Blade Runner sequel. A bit.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Chinese Trailer: All Falcon Everything

I’m not actually watching this trailer. ‘Cause, you know. Week out. But apparently it’s got a funk-load of Millennium Falcon, and Han Solo.

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Watch: Harrison Ford surprises ‘Star Wars’ fans who donated to charity

Man. It’s starting to hit me. There’s a new Star Wars movie less than a month away, and it’s starring Harrison Ford. Like, Han Solo. The knowledge has been public for a while, and the movie has been anticipated for what feels like forever. But now the factoid is beginning to coalesce from “abstract knowledge” into “Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford is doing Star Wars things like surprising people who donated to a charity because he’s In The New WarStarFlick which is really fucking close.”

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Spielberg says he’s making ‘Indiana Jones 5’ with Harrison Ford

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I guess we ain’t getting an Indiana Jones relaunch after all. Spielberg has let slip that he’s probably going to be making Indiana Jones 5, and he’s bringing his boy Harry Ford along for the ride. Now, uh, just don’t let Lucas have a hand in it. Like, give him an Executive Producer credit or something. Whatever it takes. To keep him away from the script.

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‘The Force Awakens’ gets ‘Vanity Fair’ cover.

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With Age of Ultron now passed us, it’s straight-up onto Caff-Pow’s Overbearing Force Awakens coverage here at OL.

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