#May2012
‘HALO 4’ NEWS: Limited Edition Details & Weekly Multiplayer Episodes
Golly gosh! Would you figured that a trillzillion-dollar franchise like Halo 4 would have a limited edition? I would have! Ha! Psyche. Thought I was going for ironic comment but really I was doubling-down on the equally as lame gotcha riff.
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‘HALO 4’ Box Art! Pieced Together By Fans. Well Done, Folks.
There are all these fucking gimmicks across mediums designed for fans to embark upon to reveal…various nonsense. The latest case of hoops-jumping has brought the world the Halo 4 box art.
‘HALO 4’ Dropping This Election Day; Will You CHOOSE IT? Puns. Or Something.
Halo 4 is dropping the same day that us registered people in the United States shall be picking the next president of this nation.
‘HALO 4’ SCREENS Show Shinier Riffs On Same Old Franchise.
Here’s a boat load of Halo 4 screens courtesy of the latest issue of Game Informer. They’re all pretty shiny and sexy and everything, but I don’t know if they mean anything new for the franchise. At the very least, Cortana is looking pretty spicy. Leave me alone, I got a thing for AI.
‘HALO 4’ DETAILS: Cortana Is Dying, Forerunners, And More.
Take this batch of Halo 4 information upside your head. Take it! It’s full of details, the Forerunners, and Cortana pulling her buttcheeks apart and downloading the Universe into her soul.
First Look: CORTANA From ‘HALO 4’, Or: BLUE JUBJUBS.
Game Informer is going to be rolling out a Halo 4 rub-and-tug this month, and they’ve dropped the cover ahead of time. It features franchise fixture Cortana looking all sorts of blue and seductive.
Hit the jump to check her out.
‘HALO 4’ Explosion INFO and VIDEO Upside Your Head
Happy Monday, Omegalytes. Want some Halo 4 info-time? Video, pics, and more?
Hit the jump!
Master Chief Design From ‘Halo 4’ Revealed By…Action Figure.
Much like the Avengers’ villain, the Master Chief we’ll be controlling in Halo 4 has been revealed in toy form. Have to love conventions, and marketing blasts, and data download hyper-pipes. I made up one of those things. Anyways.
Hit the jump to peep him out, yo.
Press Start!: It’s E3. Gimmicky Controllers, TVs, and Franchises.
Press Start!, the week of E3. There was a time when E3 was a wondrous occasion. Those days are gone now, like leaves from a tree. With the advent of the Internet, everything is known weeks prior. Secrets exposed, dissected. Shit is passé before it’s even revealed. Take for example Nintendo’s Wii U. While I’ll admit that seeing any new console in motion gets me up, it would have truly blown my asshole out if they could have kept the entirety of it secret until the conference.
With that in mind, let us not spend the entirety of our fleeting brain-focus-capacities on regurgitating the quasi-reveals and appreciable moments of the Big Three at the show. Let us instead turn our ADD-addled brains towards shooting the shit about the show. Deal? Press Start!’s usual conceit is pressed pause in lieu of some geek spit.
Here’s The ‘Halo 4’ E3 Reveal Trailer. Master Something-Something.
The teaser trailer for Halo 4 is now available for public consumption. Get some.
