#April2014
WATCH: ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Clip: Star-Lord ain’t got time for this
Not content with completely dominating my geek prostate (and truth be told probably my actual prostate) with Winter Soldier, Marvel has issued out into the Ether a new Guardians of the Galaxy clip. Some new footage. Some old footage. Same burning want in me loins.
MAYBE: NATHAN FILLION got himself a ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ cameo
Geek-Lord Nathan Fillion. It almost seems ludicrous that he hasn’t found himself a role in the MCU, right? Like — c’mon. Makes almost too much sense. However, the Geek-Lord Supreme may be at least dipping his toes into the Marvel Movie Slipstream with a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Skottie Young helming NEW ‘ROCKET RACCOON’ series.
Deep, critical thinking: Skottie Young rules. Rocket Raccoon rules. Combining them together in an orgy of rabid violence and gorgeous artwork is the definition of ruling.
Hit the jump for some deets and look at the full artwork.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ poster is all, irreverent and s**t
YeahIknoweveryoneandtheirmom has already seen this poster, okay? Kiss my ass and write my lesson plans for me if you’re going to bring that critique hammer down on my squash! Still, it’s gnarly as fuck and frankly I want to wank off to it with you folks.
Hit the jump to see it (again)!
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Promo Clip: Hear Rocket Raccoon go full Cooper
Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon is weird. Not at all what I’d picture, want, or cast. But hey whatever it is more Guardians material to sci-wank over.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (2.19.14) – Guardians of the Galaxy Shameless Clickbait!
Sexy, glistening space abs sell. It’s science. Marvel would do well to put Chris Pratt’s prison-hosedown scene on the cover of every comic from here to August 1st. We here at Omega-Level are no dummies, and plan on flooding the page with all the Star-Lord gut muscle you can handle, and probably a few more than that. To that end we’ll also provide some Guardians of the Galaxy related content, as this week in BTFC I’ll be showing you some comics to go check out now that you’ve been thoroughly wow-ed by the movie trailer. Even though the GoG are generally considered comic-book third-stringers, come August they’ll be as big (or bigger) than the Avengers, and it’s our duty to provide you the research material to impress your friends and neighbors with GoG factoids. So hit the jump and learn about some books that will get you on your way to being that Guardians fan you always claimed to be.
A full list of this week’s releases can be found HERE.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Full Trailer: Middle Finger from the Space A-Holes
Whelp. Here it is. First trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy. A marauding raccoon. Jacked dudes. Patented Chris Pratt humor. Spaceships. That giant-ass tree-thing. Zoe as a smoldering green babe. I’m fucking sold.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Trailer Teaser: Space Lord Mutha Mutha
I’m so jacked and pumped for Guardians of the Galaxy. So jacked! So pumped! It looks exactly like nothing Marvel’s done before, and that’s goddamn glorious. I’m like one of Chris Pratt’s glorious pectoral muscles. Pumped with blood, heaving, sweaty.
And stuff.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Test Footage: Gun-Murdering Raccoon Time
There is a Guardians of the Galaxy trailer coming down the pipe, so we should all be excited for that. However, what if we’re so excited that our nipples are leaking? Our nose is running? Well bad news — that means you’re probably dying and not actually excited. However!, if it is excitement, I have something to sate you. Some fucking GNARLY test footage featuring Groot and Rocket Raccoon opening cans. Of Dat Whup Ass.
First ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ movie promo image is like A MOTLEY SPACE CREW.
I say goddamn yeah! The first promo image for Guardians of the Galaxy has dropped. It features the ragtag gang of space fuckers all lined up. Probably being busted for drinking too much and letting Rocket pull his furry balls out in some intergalactic cantina.
Hit the jump to peep it.