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Monday Morning Commute: Robot Love at the End of the Galaxy
Saddle up to your robo-partner and plant a smooch right on their Metallic Dome-Piece. This is Monday Morning Commute and I want both you and your Android to be comfortable enough around me to share the various things you’re looking forward to this week. Be it a comic book, a Gathering of the Juggalos, or the new bang session you’re going to partake in with Shiela-Charles-Mach-IV. You can tell us. We know you’ve been saving up for the ultra-smooth, yet insistingly thorough pelvic-pistons with your Cyborg Bitty.
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This Image, Man: Josh Brolin rocking the Infinity Gaunlet hanging out with RDJ
Much like me fanjaculating about Mark Hamill’s beard, this isn’t really news. But it’s definitely the source of the uncomfortable fanboy pants-tightening I’m currently experiencing.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’ gets release date! James Gunn writing & directing!
GoTG ain’t even hit the theaters yet, but that hasn’t stopped Marvel from planning for the sequel. The next installment in the franchise is hitting in three years, and it’ll be helmed by the same Jimmy Gunn. Provided the first movie is as fucking dope as it seems, this is all most-gnarly news.
Extended ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer: 12% Of A Plan
New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer that I said I wasn’t going to watch. And then I did. My body is ready. My soul is ready. All the gaping maws on this corporeal form are ready for digi-cine-inseration.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ TV Spot: That’s A Fake Laugh
Another day. Another Guardians of the Galaxy teaser that has me sweating. Talking in tongues. Praying to the Lords of Pop-Slop-Culture this movie is everything it seems to be.
New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Empire Magazine Covers Show Off The Heroes and Villains
Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!
Nathan Fillion has cameo in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ain’t Nova.
Internet was awash this weekend in rumors that Nathan Fillion had a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy. And that the cameo would set up his role as Nova down the line. Apparently reality is splitting the difference on this rumor.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ International Trailer: Srsly Srs Business
New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer for the UK is totally doubling-down on the “hey this is a movie filled with serious things” type vibe. Whatever! Doesn’t work for me, but god dammit if I haven’t been sold 3,000% on this movie already.
Interesting: 100k of those 300k ‘ROCKET RACCOON’ orders are from one place
Remember that story about Rocket Raccoon‘s first issue totaling like 300,000 in orders? Well it turns out that a solid 100,000+ of them are from Loot Crate. That “Monthly Box of Dope Swag for Geeks” service that I’ve been fighting the urge to get into for a couple of months. So while that puts a different spin on the number of issues being ordered for Rocket, it also means that a whole lot of people are getting to be getting a look at the Rabid Prick. Which is neat. Yes, yes. Seed the Geek Earth with Guardians fans. Let them become acolytes. Plus! 200,000 issues ordered is still really fucking impressive.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Poster: Gamora ain’t afraid of you
New Guardians of the Galaxy character poster time! This latest one features Gamora, with a grin that says she’d sooner fucking kill you than tolerate your bullshit. I can dig it. Hit the jump for the full thing.
