#January2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt joining ‘SIN CITY 2’, passing on Guardians.

Looks like you can scratch one name off the infinite list of people up for the lead role in Guardians. Batman-Robin has left the running, instead deciding to hang out in Sin City.

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JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT in contention for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ lead. Batman goes galactic.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the New Black when it comes to being at the center of comic book rumors. It’s rumored the duder is going to be The Bats in the Justice League movie. It’s rumored that in this movie he has two dongs, one which shoots raw cookie dough. Now, it’s rumored he may be crossing the line from DC and into Marvel movie madness. If this rumor holds true (and let me tell you I don’t think it will), Batman will be going galactic very soon.

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‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ lead down to Jim Sturgess and Zachary Levi. Who you got.

I don’t really know Guardians of the Galaxy, so I’m going to outsource my opinion to you folks more familiar. Who of these two finalists would you most like to see as the lead in the upcoming movie adaptation?

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THANOS’ CREATOR says he’ll be in ‘AVENGERS 2’, and ‘GUARDIANS.’ We’re all like, no shit.

Here is some non-news upside your head. Jim Starlin is the creator of Thanos, and he has let fly that the Death Loving son of a bitch is going to be in Avengers 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy. This comes as a shock to approximately nine people, recently emerged from an underground hovel where they had been trying to conjure Cthulhu.

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JOSS WHEDON spits about ‘AVENGERS 2’ calling it “complex and difficult” and other jazz.

After Avengers, just let Joss Whedon do whatever the fuck he wants. Let him. He has earned it. He turned your skeleton of a script into the best comic book movie of the past few years. Now he should be given the keys and told to have the car home by…whenever the second movie is due out.

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JOSS WHEDON endorses JAMES GUNN’S demented take on ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’

I have no fucking idea what it’ll take to make Guardians of the Galaxy cool. I really don’t. Thankfully, this joint is arrriving in a post-Green Lantern world. While watching the aforementioned pile of simmering fecaltainment on television with Rendar yesterday, I commented that at least GotG won’t be as bad as that flick.

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James Gunn in talks to direct ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, and I dig it.

Preface: I haven’t seen Slither or Super, so my opinion is worthless (even more than usual). Keeping that shit in mind, I think it is pretty swell that Marvel is bringing James Gunn into the fold. Thinking outside the box and all that happy horseshit.

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First ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ plot summary drops. I am ignorant to this universe.

Reading through the plot description for Guardians of the Galaxy, I have arrived at several realizations. First, this sounds a hell of a lot like Green Lantern. Second, I have no fucking clue about anything regarding the Guardians. And I do know, is that Marvel is going to have quite the interesting time marketing this pig.

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Marvel Has Revealed ‘PHASE 2’ MOVIE TITLES: ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ and…’CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, F**king Yesss.

Marvel has revealed their “Phase 2” titles in the post-Avengers world, and holy fucking shit. They’re going Winter Soldier. Fuck. Yes.

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‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ To Be Marvel’s Second Movie In 2014. Wee!

Guardians!

I just don’t…I just can’t….give a fuck about Guardians of the Galaxy. I just don’t get it, either. It isn’t that I condemn the entire concept of the franchise. That isn’t it at all. What is boggling my mind is why Marvel is thinking that this is going to be such icy hotness. The next part of their monolithic movie empire.

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