#May2012
Rumor: ‘GTA V’ Vehicle List Leaked…In ‘MAX PAYNE 3’?
This is a bit wonky. There’s peeps out there spitting that the vehicle list for Grand Theft Auto V has been harvested from Max Payne 3. You seem a bit incredulous. Well, here. Have this. Did you know that previous Rockstar games have held GTA files?
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Rumor: ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ Gets OCTOBER RELEASE According To Employee Resume
If you’re a doubting asshole, you are free to take this as nothing more than rumor. If you’re a gullible tool you’re free to consider this Grand Theft Auto V news as evidence of an employee done fucking up.
This Dude May Be The Star of ‘Grand Theft Auto V’
Ned Luke may be the latest to voice a protagonist in the zillion-dollar cultural juggernaut that is the Grand Theft Auto series. Thanks to intrepid sleuthing by Official PlayStation magazine his potential role was uncovered. All involved in this reveal are either dead or missing, further testifying to the reports accuracy.*
One Image Argues ‘GTA V’ Features All The Favorite GTA Protagonists.
We don’t know who the protagonist(s) for GTA V is yet, but one interpid Redditor is arguing that the trailer features three of the staples of GTA’s past.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Trailer: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Returns To Vinewood, Let’s Party.
Here’s the trailer for GTA V. I’m sure you’ve already seen it. Let’s talk it out, yo!
Video: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Gets The Taiwanese Animation Treatment. Tricycle Horror!
Taiwanese animation insanity factory has offered up their latest ‘trailer’, this time for GTA V. It’s about as ridiculous as you should expect all their trailers to be by this time.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Revealed, Date For Trailer Announced.
Grand Theft Auto V has been officially announced, and we’re getting a trailer soon. Really soon. Keep next Wednesday open.
Grand Theft Auto V Codenamed ‘Rush’, Set In LA?
The bubbling is beginning. Can you feel it percolating underneath the gaming community’s crotch? Soon, all shit Grand Theft Auto V will burst forth, slathering us in ultra-violence and profanity. Today, it inches closer. Apparently some dude named superannuation is a Google wizard, and is most adroit at digging up bullshit. Our boy super has gathered up information regarding a Take-Two Interactive casting call for a project codenamed Rush. Is this shit the GTA V news we’ve been frothing for? The ridiculous cast of FBI agents, yokels, hippies and mobster suggest it really may be! OH shit.
You be the judge.
Domain Registrations Point Towards Grand Theft Auto V.
Hold the fuck on! There’s going to be another Grand Theft Auto? Why, I figured after the four games, the side-games, the episodic releases, and the portable titles or whatever, the series would have been wrapped up in a neat bow. Now you’re telling me that an obvious cash cow is going to get another installment? This, this startles me. So much for artistic integrity. What sort of proof are we looking at?
How about a bunch of domain registrations that are slathered in Rockstar’s typical satirical bite.
